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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Minxy, Dec 17, 2014.

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  1. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Jonnybaws once got bitten by a monkey at the Zoo..

    monkey died 2 hours later
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View, Dec 18, 2014
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    and rectally fed, apparently they go for that s**t there<yikes> I've read the torture report, I'd rather go to a gulag
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I did once get bitten by a monkey at Chester zoo <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 18, 2014
  4. Tobes

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    Was it OK?
     
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    Fixed<ok>
     
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  6. JonnyBaws

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    Tobes middle name is Switzerland
     
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    JonnyBaws, Dec 18, 2014
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Jonnybaws worked for a time as the Heff's fluffer
     
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  8. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    Sisu still holds a grudge after he didn't get a GI Jane for his bar mitzvah
     
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    JonnyBaws, Dec 18, 2014
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What is wrong in my life
    That I must get drunk every night?
    Johnny
    We're sorry

    Use the phone, call your mum
    She's missin' you badly, missin' her son
    Who do you know? Where will you stay?
    Big city life is not what they say

    Johnny
    We're sorry
    Won't you come on home?
    We worry
    Won't you come on?
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 18, 2014
  10. Tobes

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    He used to live round the corner from me.

    #interestingfactoftheday
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Jonny Baws? <yikes>
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Rhc is cool
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Hash blows goats
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Moreinjuredthanowen is actually moreinjuredthansturridge <yikes>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I've never suffered a groin strain.....

    Hash smell like a musty combination of Roy keanes armpits and blue cheese
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 18, 2014
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    MITO was a hand stunt double for George Clooney
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Sisu starred in an x rated home video as an oversexed elf
     
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    Hash's user name was actually inspired by the corned beef dish
     
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    Swarbs, Dec 18, 2014
  19. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Swarbs is obsessed by the Rubic Cube

    His best time so far is 7 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 5 hours, 17 mins & 42 secs
     
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    Minxy, Dec 18, 2014
  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I can do a rubix cube in less than 2 minutes

    Not even lying!

    Also minxy has pictures if rhc's hammerhead and can confirm is at most average
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 18, 2014
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