OT - Pops4Life

[jimileysbaldhead]

....Good lad that's great news.

Take a bit of advice from an old campaigner with 4 kids.......it's usual for women to become a little bit anemic after childbirth and subsequently should increase their iron intake to balance things out. After a tip from our very excellent doctor when our first was born I went out and bought a crate of Guinness and some bottles of Mackeson stout.

It worked a treat, my missus hated both so I supped the lot.

 

[Jesus Was A Geordie]

Awesome news! 15 days 'till my brother's lands and I'm well excited so can't even imagine how it would feel to be having one of my own!

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

Well done

 

[Beatski]

Congratulations! Make sure you have a list of names - the neighbours' baby went 3 weeks without a name because they couldn't decide!

what a useless idea. he's obviously going to call it tash


p.s. 'grats

 

[Pipe4Life]

what a useless idea. he's obviously going to call it tash


p.s. 'grats

Tash Jonas next to an overseas badgers secret baldhead 4Life. Jnr.

 

[MF SHAK]

Congratulations mah man

 

[thedeludedfannymagnet]

Congratulations are in order me thinks!!

I remember the first scan of my son all those years ago

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[Darth Gogledd]

Tash Jonas next to an overseas badgers secret baldhead 4Life. Jnr.

Surely you need Demba in there somewhere...

Congrats man

 

[Pipe4Life]

Surely you need Demba in there somewhere...

Congrats man

actually i need TWO Dembas.

my bro was given a fish tank with 3 fish in by his GF the other week and one of them is totally black. so the lads have nicknamed it Demba Ba. He's black, he's white, he's in the fishtank, demba ba.

now we need to buy him another black fish.

 

[Darth Gogledd]

actually i need TWO Dembas.

my bro was given a fish tank with 3 fish in by his GF the other week and one of them is totally black. so the lads have nicknamed it Demba Ba. He's black, he's white, he's in the fishtank, demba ba.

now we need to buy him another black fish.

And a long-haired one with a massive nose called Jonas, who won't wave when you shout at him, and a piss-ugly with a massive head called Obertan...

 

[Speedo]

Congratulations are in order me thinks!!

I remember the first scan of my son all those years ago

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Uncanny resemblance to Mark Viduka.

 

[DuD]

Congratz!!!

It is a necessity to buy the baby one of these.

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Get them while they're young.

 

[beardface]

Congrats p4l

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Congratulations mate!

 

[Colly NUFC]

Congratz!!!

It is a necessity to buy the baby one of these.

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Get them while they're young.

They're thirty five quid! Being a cheapskate (and in fairness under orders that a girl doesn't need a football kit...) I bought last seasons for a fiver in Sports Direct. UKs number one, dododododo!

 

[Pipe4Life]

They're thirty five quid! Being a cheapskate (and in fairness under orders that a girl doesn't need a football kit...) I bought last seasons for a fiver in Sports Direct. UKs number one, dododododo!

this ones probs only a fiver now anyways seeing as we're sponsored by Virgin now.

 

[Colly NUFC]

this ones probs only a fiver now anyways seeing as we're sponsored by Virgin now.

Nah, you'll get the same one but with a massive iron on patch thats big enough to wrap round the back.

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Congrats mate!

Exciting init my girlfriend is due in April

 

[Colly NUFC]

Are we starting a not606 Daddy club? I want a badge!

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Are we starting a not606 Daddy club? I want a badge!

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