Hi All, I went to the Pizza Hut lunchtime buffet yesterday, and while I was sat devouring slice after slice, I got thinking, at what point are they losing out? I mean, there has to be a cut off (number of slices) where you are actually winning. I ate: 10 x slices 1 x garlic bread 2 bowls of salad 4 x drinks 3 x large spoons of pasta I am sure that they made a profit off me, but at what point do you win? I guess the trick is to not have all the other crap, but at what slice do they go into the minus with a customer? Is it even possible to win and get more than your monies worth?
One individual couldn't win because ingredients are bought in bulk, It would take loads of people to eat like you to make up for people like me who have about 3 slices.
Strange, but I can always eat more at home, than I could at an all you can eat buffet...its a psychological thing, like im been judged for the slices iv took...while at home and just sit eating till my heart starts to twitch and my left arm goes dead
hmmm pizza hut , i went in last year , was offered the buffet , i looked across at the school feeding frenzy and decided to do one and goto chippy . it looked a royal free for all
In the olden days at a Pizza Hut buffet, I'm ashamed to say I exceeded your totals by quite a large margin. Lady Ben was disgusted, threatening to leave if I didn't stop eating. I was ****ting dough & pasta for a week. I also completed the Fatty Arbuckle's (before they went bust & rebranded as Arbuckle's & went bust again) challenge. Starter, 26oz Steak with chips & sides & 2 litres of ice-cream with cream & fruit. Got the T shirt, still doesn't fit me, ****ing animal. I'm better now.
I am almost speechless. You are indeed a god among men Sir Ben. I salute you. Best thread on here in a long time too. The thing that puts me off these is the fact not everyone uses the tongs and utensils provided, nor do these same people wash their hands after going for a slash so, you're eating food covered with numerous peoples piss.
don't be a fanny get it down'ya bit of piss wont hurt ya. iv had 100's of golden showers, even done a bit of SCAT
A fart's particles of poo if you give it enough thought. If you can smell it, you can taste it too. Particles of poo up your snozzer & in your mush. Don't think about it, just get stuck in.
My ban has been in place for so long I can't remember my last quantities. Don't waste time with pasta or salad (unless it's eggs or sweetcorn or bacon bits) or garlic bread, the only way to get close to parity is to hit them with the meat toppings. Fizzy drinks or beer are a total no-no too, bubbles and buffets don't mix.
Can't. Pizza Hut. You're. Being. Stick to the tit 'til you're both old enough & mature enough for solids.