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Ot- Phoenix nights quotes

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Marshyx, Oct 30, 2014.

  1. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    My post was about Phoenix Nights.
     
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  2. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    biggest stand out and already mentioned

    "get back yur bastard or ill break yur legs!"
     
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  3. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    doesn't sound funny
     
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  4. Summerof69

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    Brian - (Who's been trapped halfway up the stairs all night on his stairlift during a power cut) -"You've broke me door, you've broke me door"

    Jerry - What's that smell?

    Brian - Never mind that smell, just get me down!


    or

    Brian - (to the reporter who he's just given a fortune cookie to at the opening event of the new chinese restaurant within the club) - come on tell us what it says......don't be shy, tell us what it says.

    Reporter - Piss flaps!
     
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  5. Summerof69

    Summerof69 Well-Known Member

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    Let me guess, I bet you didn't like Early Doors either?
     
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  6. GCTiger

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    "Brings a tear to me Jap's eye"
     
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  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    He thinks Fools n horses is **** too.
     
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  8. BrAdY

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    tbf fools n horses is ****
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

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    Interesting sig there ABA
     
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  10. ILivedTheDream

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    And there I was on centre court, I wasn't even seeded.

    Any of Kennys bull **** really.
     
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  11. Quill

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    True though.
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Yep

    "I was camping up at Pwlhelli, and you''ll never guess who was in the next tent! Robert de Niro! He's rubbish at Swingball..."
     
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  13. bum_chinned_crab

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    I really do, it's f**ing woeful.

    No, I like it. Bit of an odd comparison if you ask me, they're nothing like each other.

    Why is it people suddenly think I hate everything? I just hate s**t things. If we're talking comedies I love Spaced, The Office, Brass Eye, Monty Python, Extras and plenty of others.
     
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  14. BrAdY

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    no surprise the majority of folks on the board like all that ****e is it? couldn't find a decent taste in a sweet shop
     
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  15. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    Decent list, Bummers, but find the Office unwatchable. Presumably Extras too. I find Gervais unfunny and irritating.
     
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  16. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Apart from the Gervais ****e, good list.

    Fancy listing your fave comedies then?
     
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  17. Leon T Trout AFC

    Leon T Trout AFC Well-Known Member

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    Not having that, 'Del Boy' is f**ing amazing.

    The other comedies you list are very good though, particularly Brass Eye - which nearly 20 years on, I still can't get over.

    I liked Phoenix Nights but I'm sick to death of Peter Kay.

    Ironic really, as he now plays to the crowd he actually was taking the piss out of with Phoenix Nights and those series before that - the working class LCD type comedy.

    Stewart Lee is class too (refering to an earlier part of the thread).
     
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  18. Party Hull!

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    Didn't mind Phoenix Nights and just want to say that IMO, Stewart Lee is finest comedian this country has by a huge distance. Puts everyone else in the shade with their cock and tit gags.
     
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  19. Erik

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    Only Fools and Horses was genius, and I won't hear a word against it. Stewart Lee is the least funny man in comedy.
     
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  20. Spook

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    No, he really isn't. Nothing he says is remotely humorous or witty.
     
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