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  1. Marshyx

    Marshyx Member

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    whats you favorite one?

    mine is...

    'Pyscic? whats the bloody hells a pyscic'
     
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  2. Steven Toast

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    "Jesus loves you Brian"
    "He's got a funny way of showing it."

    Or

    "Hide it? It's a ten foot cock and balls man!"
    "We could disguise it?"
    "Yeah, alright then, we'll pop hat on it and say it's you."
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    covered in piss
     
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  4. Quill

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    [video=youtube;YRUX9Ouqfss]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRUX9Ouqfss[/video]
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I want to moonwalk son, but life's a ****house!
     
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  6. Quill

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    Get back you bastards, I'll break your legs.
     
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    "Like I say, she has got a cock, so, you have been warned."
     
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  8. Marshyx

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    remember, fun is the key but keep seated at all times or you may die... shabba
     
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  9. Quill

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    Paddy: Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with, made me wash me old man in t'sink.
    Max: You took your dad?
     
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  10. Quill

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    It's a family fun day man, there's kiddies running around. They can't go jumping up and down on a love length.
     
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  11. Quill

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    My personal fave...

    "I don't know whether you've noticed but I'm disabled."
     
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    Paddy: What on earth is that?

    Max: That my friend, is a German Broomhandle Mauser.

    Paddy: I'm not using that...

    Max: Why, what's wrong with it?

    Paddy: It's an antique that's what it is.

    Max: Hey. It's not an antique. There's nothing wrong with that. It was my granddad's. He shot a German with this.

    Paddy: Was that in the Second World War?

    Max: No, it were in Benidorme. He had a row over a sun lounger.
     
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    "You are the wind beneath my wheels"
     
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    "Garlic bread, It's the future, I've tasted it".
     
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  15. Quill

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    Jerry: What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. Me first week as licensee, I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos somebody sold all me clothes on t'jumble. I've been rolled round t'car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns.


    Brian: Rubber Burns? Weren't he a Scottish poet?
     
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  16. Quill

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    It just came to me in a dream, like St. Paul on the road to Domestos.
     
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    "They haven't been this excited since they gave out the address of that ****phile"
     
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    "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

    <laugh>.
     
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    A bit further in that scene a bunch of dwarf Bolton fans get out of a mini-bus and start walking towards the club.

    Paddy : I hate matchdays.
    Max : How far away are THEY?
     
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  20. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    Two stand out for me:

    "Get 'im in The Pennine Suite", and "I'm getting a word... and that word is...nonce..."
     
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