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Wow Kempton, you're one step away from anal bleaching there sunshine.

 

Some of the younger ones at work, shave their privates Fatty. I mean hell, that's just crazy. Imagine the itching ?

 

I give mine a trim, not a shave. Far comfier in the summer, less Betty swollocks effect.

 

I garage my car.

I've only just acquired a garage, first time ever, so the novelty is still very much there for me.

 

I don't think I want to hear anymore of this. So if anyone wants me I'll be in me shed.

 

My beloved has started getting in Lemon Liberte yogurts.

Bloody lovely. Bloody, bloody lovely.

 

Not a bad idea. Better than shaving. The only upside of shaving is i suppose when you smother your cock and bollocks in marmite, there won't be any wires in there,when you put it back in the jar.

 

Charlie is alone, in her plastic faux shed, reading that post. Will the tears be of sorrow, or joy?

 

Apparently Victor Kiam insisted that satisfying sensation was designed into the nose trimmer.

It's one of his Many great legacies.

 

Ahh a young man with his first garage. I dunno why cos obviously I don't know you, but I feel immensely proud of you.

Wait til you get your own shed. Nowt like it in the world.

 

Cheers Dad.

 

I almost added a "Son" On the end but thought better of it.

 

I've never garaged mine, when I lived at me mams I filled her garage up with spare car bits, motorbikes and projects so there was never space. They're all still in there.

I don't have a garage now, but when I do get one ill fill it up with more car parts, motorbikes and projects. But I might buy a place with a double garage, stick an electric door on it with a key fob and park my car in there, assuming I don't need the space for a jet ski, snowmobile or track car, or of course even more car parts, motorbikes and projects, which I probably will.

 

you need a dartboard. Cant have a garage without a dartboard in it.

 

I'm afraid she might have been worried someone was going to enquire of her own shaving rituals,Fatty. Charlie love, we are all gentlemen on here.

 

Or a home brew kit

 

A Bonneville in bits, a dartboard, all your homebrew kit and 1001 others things can be kept in a garage.


The last thing you should put in it is a car.


Ceramic Polymer Nanotechnology paint protection systems now render covering a modern vehicle obsolete.



Unless you drive a 30 year old product woefully produced by the good people from British Leyland.


Or a Renault.

 

You're such a wise old owl Ern.

I just hope you don't look like one.

Like Woy.

Just f**k off Woy you silly old........ sorry, wrong thread.

 

Let's leave Carol out of this.

 

Poor Carol.

Poor, poor Carol.



Oops, done it again.

Soz Parts.