As long as there's only a tumble dryer in it the only problem I see is the "shed" reference. Maybe a "beautiful, synthetic, female kitchen extension" would be a better suited name. It's pushing it, but I think one day we may well see women playing football & men drinking fruit teas (may the man gods forgive them). It's the metrosexual way the world is swinging. Not good, but it'll be a futile fight going against it.
I think sheds have been in decline with the increase in people not using their garages to put cars in. It's quite sad really. I know very few people who garage their cars, I also know very few people with a shed. Am I mixing with the wrong crowd?
Good thread this. Informative and entertaining. Then you get the Everton tweeter thread which appears to be caught in a temporal causality loop.
That thread has Dutch, this one doesn't. I can't figure out why I feel so threatened by a plastic "shed" if I'm honest. Just seems unnatural. The lino laying advice though, yeah top notch.
Christ on a bike, it gets worse. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-27922770 See? This is ALL the fault of plastic sheds. Fellas, we're ****ed, and not in the way we should be.
Good for her I say. Happy, bless you, it's the future. Women on top, and not in the way you fellas want.
My shed is now a glorified Wendy House for junior junior. It has it's own little mezzanine type balcony and everything. My old boy converted it for junior junior a couple of years ago. I struggle to get my lawn mower in my garage and it's a double bastard. Crammed full of **** it is.
There's nowt wrong with having your eyebrows done Happy. I don't mean like having them plucked and shaped and that. Some barbers just go over them with the clippers, it's done in a flash,before anyone sees. It's just these days, i get these(not many,just two or three) grey eyebrow hairs growing,and they grow much longer than my natural coloured ones. Ahem....
On the plastic shed front, charlie is kidding herself if she reckons they're mouse proof. The sons of bitches will be dug in worse than an alabama tick. And the rats. Can chew through anything them. Riddled with vermin I'd hazard.
Aye,well i do them myself. Iv'e got one of them clever gadgets from Remington. You change the attachment on the end,and then do your nasal hair. I like the nose hair trimmer bit, it has a very satisfying sensation to it. Go careful though,it does get very warm after a bit.
Did it come with a bottle of lubricating oil? If it did DO NOT DRINK IT. Repeat. DO NOT DRINK IT. Unless you've got f**k all else in.
It was only right sharing this Ernie. Some of the the lads were waxing lyrical about wet wipes a while back,and i'm ever so grateful. My arsehole has never been so clean.
It actually says, and I quote: "DANGER. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED. Contains petroleum distillates. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Call a physician immediately. Keep out of reach of children. Made in China." If you're gonna drink it 'cos its all you've got in then at least mix it long. Probably slimline tonic would be best.
