What you've done there is you've called my bluff. I'm afraid I was being a little billy bullshitter for comic effect. I regret to inform you that I do not have a signed Keane album to pass on to you. The reasons for this are; I ****ing hate them, I hope they never record again and I sincerely hope they are dreadfully affected in the world's next natural disaster. What is wrong with me....
nothing, music is all about opinions, even when its wrong like yours p.s new album is out may 7th, get in your diary...
I shall not be leaving the flat that day. I'll just shiver under a duvet until it's all gone away. That's what I do when Coldplay decide to sing as well.
I will admit to owning 1x Keane album and 2 x Coldplay albums. All three were bought for me as presents and all are somewhere in my garage. At least that's where I think they are? Chris Martin is a boring **** and that's putting it mildly. " Oh er yeah man. Thanks for voting for us. Er yeah, cosmic, we're gonna celebrate by eating an apple and drinking some organic kelp juice" GET TO ****. The opportunities that twat must have to get ****ered and shag groupies and all he does is probably meditate. Snorting cocaine off super models tits whilst main lining Jack Daniels is what I want from a rock star not some vegan, tee total tree hugger. The bloke from Keane is just as bad, he plays golf with Chris Evans FFS. Never mind PartyHull, what is wrong with these people???????
Yeah brother! I seriously hate these bands, enough to actually demonstrate against them. People need to know that proper bands exist beyond this sterile expanse of nothingness. Martin can **** off, and that chubby **** singer of Keane who whinged that he once got a bit too fond of a few glasses of wine can jolly well go with him. I like wine too, I bloody well don't cry about it to the press when I'm meant to be a ****ing rock star. I mean, honestly.
I admit i am more of an indie man with my music tastes, but it seems like i am the only one who actually appreciates coldplay here. Most people my age i suppose i thinks its cool to say coldplay are awful, however i doubt you are from my generation, so probably have different music tastes. I have always loved their music and i feel their latest single in Charlie Brown really does reach some new musical feats, musical wise, even if the lyrics are not as good as some of their other songs.
I'd be interested to know what your generation is and how old you are. When I was at school( late 80's) and was into proper indie bands like The Smiths, The Jesus and Mary Chain and the like I was called a wierdo because such bands were not the norm and pushed the boundaries. Keane and Coldplay are something middle aged bank managers listen to. **** 'em and everything they stand for.
You're not the only one, TWF is another big fan. I don't mind Coldplay songs, as long as they're only sung in Swahili and don't involve Coldplay.... [video=youtube;Cgovv8jWETM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgovv8jWETM[/video]
the same chris evans whos nailed kim wilde and a 17 year old billie piper?..thats a decent wingman if you ask me..
Well I'm 17 and listen to Indie music and it's not really something I would categorise Coldplay in, being on an imprint of EMI although I do like their music and I haven't heard a bad word about them from other people my age. I don't think there are currently any bands that I know of that I describe as "pushing boundaries" but some new bands I do like are Howler and Tribes. Dubstep and other forms of electronic music are where boundaries are being pushed however they probably aren't agreeable to an older generation, particularly those who believe that the majority of chart music is dubstep when only a few songs have managed to be mainstream.
It's not the Chris Evans bit I object to, it's the fact he plays golf. I play golf and I'm nearly 40 and could do with shifting a bit of timber. If I was in Chaplins shoes I'd be rutting for Engalnd whilst off me swede on monkey juice. Pop stars should act like pop stars and not middle aged boring bastards like me. FACT.
Funnily enough I'm meeting Chris on thursday as I'm doing some work experience at Radio 2 for a few days. I wish I could ask him to be my wingman haha!
I've just remembered the band I hate most in the whole, wide world. Kaiser Chiefs. What a bunch of talentless bellends( one word) and the lead singer is a massive bell cheese( two words). The song 'Ruby' must surely go down in history as the singularly worst song ever to pollute this planet. Absolutely ****ing abysmal. They're also big mates with Fatso Moyles which just compounds my pure hatred for them.
