OT Jason Cundy

Some of these made me laugh like I a drain!!! Well done everyone!!!

 

Ji Sung PORK!
Joe Fart
Bellend Road
Stadium of Shyte
Fanny Fart of Midlothian
Trouser Snake Livermore
Pork Swords Hoopster (sorry)
Notah Begay
The Shrimpers
Queef Pork Dangers
Le Mons Pubis
Darius Vassdiferens
Glory Hole McIlroy
Youri Jerkinoff
**** Rooney

 

Darren Felcher.
Marcus flicking the Bean
Steve Hairpie
Marouanne Fellatio
Paul Gashcoigne
Jobi Macamuff
Joseph-Désiré Hand Job
Milfrid Boneon
Willyan
Pricky Lambert
Cock Stein
Charlies Austin
George Breast
Scat Nevin
Alan Hot Fudge
Ronaldo
**** LampHard

 

You could get a job with the super,soaraway, Sun!

 

That or I need locking up!

 

Same thing

 

Trevor Bonking

Peter ****-on

Ian Blowya

Matt Le Tosser

Randy Gay

Charlie Knickerless

Brian & Nigel Chuff

Jam Fannygore of Messystink (I'm particularly proud of that one in an infantile way)

Jam-****o Mazola

 

Sepp Fanny Batter
Boris Pecker
Jesper Blomqfist
John ****eh
Schmeel Warnock
Knob Wilson
Knob Jockey Wilson
Graham Gooch
Stamford Biiffin Bridge
Bob Willey
Darren Stoke on Trent
Bob Snatchford
Terry Bollocks
Clyde Chest
Darren ****erby
Jan Age Fartoft
Danny ****tu
Freddie Fistoff
Nwankwu Kanu

 

Rude Van Fistaboy
Marco Van Bastard
Thomas Titselberg
Dennis Bergerkamp
Paul Furburgerlong