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OT: I'm the Halloween Scrooge

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Flappy Flanagan (JK), Oct 31, 2013.

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  2. saintanton

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    Perhaps they give blood transfusions to inept vampires.
    I never see any 18 year old girls dressed as nurses round our way tbh. If I did I might have a much more favourable view of the whole occasion.

    It's all round to Igor's next year, then.
     
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    Neither can I - probably because I'd nag me ol'man to buy them for me
     
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    As someone who works at a hospital:

    99% of real nurses are obese, slovenly, obnoxious and smokers... at least in American... now icu nurses are frequently skinny model types... the rest are just ugly.

    Really quite scary how ugly most nurses here are... thus they tie into Halloween.



    We had one person knock on our door trick or treating this year... a large 40 something black woman... no costume... no kids with her trick or treating... quite bizarre really.
     
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    They were delicious dave, but the shells were as sharp as **** and used to hurt when they got stuck down the back of your thumbnail when you tried to peel them.
     
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    Or you dropped them because they were too hot to hold and peel!
     
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    ****s sake, they just go to the mackies for a feed these days.<laugh>
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i have 2 young girls and exactly the same as you in spend all your time telling them NOT to speak to strangers and you end up a fecking hypocrite.

    even worst when they are at an age where they say "but why" to everything :steam:

    taking my girls to a Halloween party and getting a pic done with scooby doo lol

    should be banned along with Easter, that's another that pisses me off, fine if you are religious but who the **** is these days, xmas fair enough for the kids but Easter is a load of bollocks as well.

    everything is a money making scam now days the batards!
     
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    Me.. Pile of pish yank/media driven cods wallop!
     
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    Load of ****ing yank-fuelled bollocks.

    We switched off all the lights in the front of the house, locked the gates and guess what - no door knocks all night <ok>

    If there were I'd have released the hounds if we had any hounds.
     
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    [video=youtube;JD6lN9FEHao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD6lN9FEHao[/video]
     
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    Do we get a day off when Phil dies, or are we waiting for Lizzie to shuffle off the mortal coil for our next buckshee bank holiday? We should get one for Bruce Forsyth too. And Ringo.
     
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    need one for brucie, ****ing legend he is, need one for Cilla as well lol.

    don't care for the royal family, they to me are just a posher version of a benefit scrounger, but get a day off suppose all good.
     
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    I'm g;ad some one else hates begging in fancy dress.
     
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    On welfare but they own a castle, as John Bishop puts it.
     
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