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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Jul 18, 2014.

  1. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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  2. Billy Death

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    They are normally mellow as **** with other people, if you are with them, woe betide intruders mind.
    You can't trust the ****ers with other animals mind.

    I once had a Lakeland terrier who I used to take ratting on the tip.
    Most psychotic dog I ever had, what a little **** he was, would gan for owt, proper little twat.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I then read that you said I should ask MYSELF the questions... could have started the post with that preamble mate! <laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Is that a 'secret code' bumper sticker for dogging when you're out in a secluded car park?
     
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  5. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Instead of the weaponry you could always take a sabbatical and camp outside with a taser. The cats would get the message eventually.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    What's ratting Billy? Is it basically what it says on the tin? If so, what the **** did you require rats for?
     
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  7. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    No, my mantra when hoping to pull in the Bigg Marktet.
     
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  8. Brian Storm

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    <laugh> It's what made me click on the product <laugh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ahhh Geordie Sluts, bumped into a few of them over the years. All's well until you get to the kebab shop on the way back to the hotel, then somehow you just lose your desire to take them back with you, after they've done a full pizza in inside 5 minutes. hungry bastards.

    Few of them though... yeah, can't knock a decent bit of geordie cowgirl, they got tekkers.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    No I just used to enjoy watching the dogs kill the bastards.
    Our Rip was a right violent ****.
    One time he got bit on the head off a rat & it swelled up like a beach ball.
    Anyway, took him to the vets, he pulled the scab off the dogs heed & squeezed it & all this custard type pus came out.
    A couple of injections & two days later the little ginger **** was right as rain & raring to go again.
    Never had a dog like him, right evil ****er.
    The window cleaner used to laugh like **** at the way he used to attempt to break through the glass to get at him.
    He was a funny little ****.
    When the first bairn came along my then wife made me get his balls chopped off as we just couldn't trust him.
    Was a different dog after that & just wouldn't graft at all.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Love that, poor **** though.

    You'd not be up for grafting if somebody cut your knackers off either mate!

    Do you have any dogs now?
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    So now we why Billy C is regarded as the dogs bollocks on here..
     
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  13. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Aye, tell me about it.
    For a week or so afterwards he was actually even more aggressive.
    I suppose I'd be the same if I went to sleep & woke up minus my stots.
    Got no dogs now mate, can't see myself getting another either.

    Seriously though, if you're looking for a good pet you could do worse than pick a retired greyhound.
    Lovely dogs, great with kids & need little exercise.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I love the idea of being able to rehome a pooch, I'll definitely do it at one point in my life for sure.

    My mrs always wants us to get bitches though, she doesn't like it when the lipstick pokes out on the male dogs!
     
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  15. Rick O'Shea

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    Generally bitches are harder work, and costs of spaying is a lot more than cutting off a dogs knackers.
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

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    [video=youtube;ZjQdAxVMRo8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjQdAxVMRo8[/video]

    Why not get a pet tortoise like this one?
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The best way to stop cats coming in your garden is a water pistol. They'll hate that as much as anything else and will get the message quicker than they would with a dog and nothing gets hurt.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tell me about it mate
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think a method like this is worth trying, so what any water pistol or a big massive super soaker type thing? I'll blame you if they all keep coming back for a good drink of water in this heat!

    At least it won't make my garden stink of piss/curry/lion ****!
     
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  20. Commachio

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    At present; i have 2 dogs, lost 3 in the last year..

    ****ing things....run out into the road, i ain't stopping and risking myself..

    Some fooker will have you for bbq.
     
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