Good shout Sturrez Good tactic but not sure they would believe me: CASHIER: "how old are the boys?" ME: "this is one and he's due to be born in a year"
Oh dear Well with you as MOD we have no chance anyway, especially when you reply with comments like that
I got 6 days holiday to take before the end of the month, come up and see me. I will show you a good time.
If you're close enough to Alton Towers you're probably close enough to WaterWorld in Stoke. Took my little one there when she was around 3 and she loved it. Take them on the slides whilst Mrs Gerrez lounges around in the jacuzzi. Then tell the kids to **** off to the soft play area whilst you two sit in the cafe and stuff yourselves full of chips. What wife wouldn't love a birthday treat like that?
gerrez, you're missing the phooking point. you are not doing for you so go to alton towers or euro disney and suck it up man!
Enricky want to go to Alton towers, I'm ****ing taken him I know its about what they want but I'm selfish
The day before you are due to go tell the family you have an amazing trip planned for them. Then, a few hours later when they are tucked up in bed, slash two of your tyres so that in the morning you can go nowhere. Cons They will be dissapointed Pros You can laze about for the day, two tyres will be cheaper than a day out for the family, you can get your lads to turn the slashed tyres into some sort of swing which will have your missus wanting to keep a permanent eye on them, (so they dont get fall off.) Leaving you free to enjoy your day offs with Reruns of Istanbul and large amounts of alcohol/weed/smack. (delete as appropriate)
Whipsnade Zoo Pelt the penguins with pebbles, try running over the monkeys or wipe them off your windscreen before they rip your wipe blades to pieces. Threaten to throw the kids out in the lions pen, wind the windows down and let the emus stick their heads inside your car, ****s the kids right up! Loads of fun for the family but mostly for you! Disclaimer: No animals or children were harmed in the making of this post.
In the end, this thread was a bit of a waste of time for two reasons: 1) no one came up with a worthwhile suggestion (some where alright but see point two...) and 2) the mrs had made her mind up long before I contemplated anywhere else. We ended up going to Skeg-****ing-vegas and it was bloody freezing!!!!
