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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Apr 9, 2019.

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Who's ignorant

  1. Cyclist

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  2. Bake off dude

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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    There's a **** cycle lane lolololol I creased personally
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    In a situation where the road is narrow and there is oncoming traffic the driver must wait until its safe to pass.

    Yes, our infrastructure for cyclists and cars is piss poor almost everywhere.

    Yes, some cyclists are knobheads, just like you get knobheads in every walk of life.
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Wait until traffic has stopped from both directions or the road is clear before crossing. Remember that traffic does not have to stop until someone has moved onto the crossing. ... If nopedestrian signals have been provided, watch carefully and do not cross until the traffic lights are red and the traffichas stopped.

    Essentially, if you are approaching or stood at the crossing the driver doesn't have to stop.

    I agree that they are still ****s for not stopping.
     
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  4. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Cyclists are selfish
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Drivers more so
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    No cyclist cycle for a hobby and don't have decency to use the cycle lanes provided .

    They're all the same . I'm legally allowed on this road, so **** you is their mentality. In this video not one of them is in the lane provided. I can just imagine them all moaning outside bars together about drivers nearly running them off the road when they had an option to not get in their ****ing way in the first place.

    I hate cyclists and I mean all of them not using lanes !!!! Forget taking back control of our borders and take back control if our roads firstly please ..

    Ban cycling on all roads...

    Why don't they just **** off and play golf like the rest of the dweebs
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'm not in the best of moods am I chaps x
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Go and have a game of golf to relax.
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Around 90 times more deaths caused by drink drivers than ALL cycle related deaths.

    There are more Audi drivers than cyclists
    There are more BMW drivers than cyclists

    Over 100,000 speeding offences (obviously the ones that get caught)
    I live in a built up area where the speed limit is 30mph - I can't let my son walk 100 yards to his grandparents as 70%+ of drivers ignore this!

    Tailgating

    Retired people at the weekend.

    The list goes on for drivers and their knobbishness

    Before we consider banning cyclists we need to first look at drivers and get away with the point system and start banning people even if just for a month.

    Oh and I wish the Police would set an example as they never indicate where I live, use their phones whilst driving (I assumed that as some of them look at their crotch for an awful long time)
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Drivers who can't seemingly park within bays

    Drivers who park on double yellow lines/single yellow lines just to stop at a shop

    Drivers who park on the pavement so the pushchair would have to go on the road

    Drivers who sit in their cars parked up with their engines running

    Drivers who do not understand that in bad weather conditions that they need to go slower and be more careful

    Drivers who just pull out or switch lanes when there is only a car lengths gap

    Think that the drivers knobbishness easily outweighs cyclists knobbishness

    Go and have some museli then follow this up by creating a video of Rachel Riley pictures and watch on loop
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    In my opinion the drivers and cyclists without knobs are the worst offenders. As a white van driver I feel I'm more than qualified on the said matters.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    HES IN !!!! THERE'S A ****ING CYCLE LANE .
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Aye.****ing ****s.What's 15 seconds, for ****'s sake <grr>
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    On a Zebra Crossing, once a pedestrian places their foot on the carriageway, they have right of way as long as the vehicle hasn't already the area of the crossing. It is an offence , if the driver doesn't stop. Obviously look both ways to ensure you aren't run over by some pleb, but the good news is that should you be hit, you're in the right and can sue the bastards.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Some cyclists stripped today to protest about the closure of a cycle lane. I'm really impressed with them, I didn't think it was possible to make an even bigger **** of yourself than riding round on a death trap looking like a luminous skeleton, but these ****s managed it.
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

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    They only cycle around looking for trouble basically. That's the entire idea of it I think it's not about travelling its about having a massive chip on your shoulder and being given the green light to take it all out on normal people
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I see it has rubbed off on you.
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I admit I have one the old it takes one to know one thing.

    So that concludes this debate

    I'm right again
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Why would you want the police to indicate where you live - it would be an invasion of your privacy?
     
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