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OT - Congratulations to Hull's own Lucy Beaumont...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. The FRENCH TICKLER

    The FRENCH TICKLER Well-Known Member

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    Many Southerners have enough of there own issues and problems to worry about than having a constant dig at Hull.
    ffs, the south is so depressing with ignorance all over the place.

    Obviously not funny enough up in Hartlepool. Some bloke called John Hughes was much funnier than Brown.
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Split arses arent funnny. FACT.
     
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  3. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Apparently, she got pissed on Tequilla the night she won the award and she lost it.
     
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  4. lucybeaumont

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    yep, they made up two of the public votes, unless me dad voted for the welsh guy (who is fantastic, defo a better comedian than I am- but it's not a competition, well that was but y'know what I mean.)
     
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  5. lucybeaumont

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    I found it, it was in my bag where I left all along!
     
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  6. lucybeaumont

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    I better have whatever gave you the ****s then!
     
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  7. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Well that's a relief.

    You don't want to go losing awards, in my experience, they don't come along very often.

    I won a shield for coming second in a cart race once, it was about 1995, though I don't believe anyone actually voted for me.

    And to be honest, I only came second because the bloke in front of me lost his chain.
     
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  8. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I hope you aren't one of our regular posters pretending to be a woman.

    That would be just plain old weird.

    :eek:
     
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  9. lucybeaumont

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    I agree. I'm afraid it's not going to be the last time you hear or see me so we need to put systems in place of how you're going to deal with it, I'm on Look North again and then I'm doing a series on BBC 3 and another two shows on radio 2 and one on Radio 4..this is a long shot but I'm guessing you don't listen to Radio 4 though.) My sincere apologies. I suggest as soon as you hear my slagging off Hull voice you should go and have a ****.
     
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  10. lucybeaumont

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    I'll tell his agent, I should support him.
     
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  11. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    Erm...?
     
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  12. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    This might work better if you start using the 'Reply With Quote' box.
     
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  13. lucybeaumont

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    no, my line is 'it annoys me when they say people on benefits are lazy, everyone I know on the doll has got a job and they work really hard'. Do you see how this is a lot slicker than your version? do you notice the joke is on the play on words not the subject really?
     
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  14. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I think your funny Lucy,and fit :emoticon-0115-inlov the others on here do **** too much,to be fair :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  15. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    why would Lucy Beaumont show up on a not 606 forum? if it is you Lucy, I think it's funny stuff.. and if it really is you and you fancy a free place to stay in Lyon, France PM me.. :)
     
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  16. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Stalker.
     
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  17. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    i liked her , i want her to bounce up n down on me nogging while describing take away menus , obviously i need to film it as its such a niche i cant find anywhere in the google.
     
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  18. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps she googled herself?
     
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  19. RicardoHCAFC

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    Let's hope Tulisa and her lawyers don't google her sex tape to see which sites are still hosting links to it. Other than news stories about the tape n606 was the top site on the results thanks to the thread that includes a link to it.
     
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  20. tigercity

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    what you saying? I'll get jailed for asking the lass to France on a cultural visit.. yeah..<ok>
     
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