I'm back - more or less in one piece Zingy cried off on the Saturday and we couldn't sort another day out, so that was that. ****ing useless sheep-shagging ****pig. Went out for a meal in Crouch End on Friday night and my mate got ****ing food poisoning so was pretty much out of the game all the time we were there. On the Saturday, he had a call to say his Mum had been taken to hospital, but he spoke to her and she was OK. His brother lives close by and she came out on the Sunday. We did the boat up the Thames to Greenwich from Westminster. Emily had a walk round the market, my mate went for a **** in the naval museum and I has a few pints. We were on our way up the observatory, but I tripped on a low kerb and twatted my knee, which was swollen for the rest of the trip. We got back to Leicester Square and my mate ****ed off home. Emily and I had a top chink in Chinktown. One of those that looks like a cafe with ducks hanging in the window. We went to the Natural History Museum on Sunday. Queued for a ****ing hour to get into the dinosaur room. I sat down while she had a look round at the rest of it. On Monday, we went to the Tower. My knees just weren't up to walking round it so I paid for Emily and arranged to meet her in a nearby Wetherspoons. How much actually is ale in London? On the Monday, my mate dropped us at Camden Town tube and Emily tripped off to the market for some shopping. I arranged to meet her in the Camden Eye - the pub where Denis Nielson used to pick up his young blokes before taking them home, killing them, ****ing them, cutting them up and burying the remains. £4.60 a pint; sausage and mash £12.50 FFS Got the tube to Euston and train home. Emily had a great time, but it was a bloody shame for my mate. Some developments at the Cheese while I was away. See the update thread shortly for the details.
So basically your trip consisted of you going the alehouse, having a Chinese and falling over again. #standard
He went on a ****ing boat. In London. He din't break anything. It's progress, what more do you want him to bring back the One Ring??
