Since I'm in America: Garth Brooks: I've got ****s in low places. But the Britishness in me comes back to: God save the ****. God save our gracious ****, Long live our noble ****, God save The ****! Send it victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save The ****!
MITO suggested blue waffles earlier... come close to that with Man City's song: Blue ****. And West Ham - I'm forever blowing ****s.