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  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Correct. <ok>

    Wrong.

    Women love this joke btw. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Aug 24, 2013
  2. Ezio Auditore

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    a man walks into a bar complaining to the barman about not winning anything on the slot machines in 9 years. the barman replies "i know". how does the barman know?
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 24, 2013
  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Because the guy never played on the slot machine?
     
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    Zingy, Aug 24, 2013
  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    It's fixed and never pays out <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013
  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    The guy just told him
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 24, 2013
  6. Ezio Auditore

    Ezio Auditore Member

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    nope
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 24, 2013
  7. Dangerously Delicious

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    Johnny.
     
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    Dangerously Delicious, Aug 24, 2013
  8. Ezio Auditore

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    you gotta think outside the box for this one
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 24, 2013
  9. Dangerously Delicious

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    A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
     
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    Dangerously Delicious, Aug 24, 2013
  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    One <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013

  11. Ezio Auditore

    Ezio Auditore Member

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    98?
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 24, 2013
  12. Dangerously Delicious

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    If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?
     
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    Dangerously Delicious, Aug 24, 2013
  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    2nd <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013
  14. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    One <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 24, 2013
  15. Swarbs

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    Is the barman talking to himself?
     
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    Swarbs, Aug 24, 2013
  16. Super G Ted'inho

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    There isn't a slot machine <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 24, 2013
  17. Ezio Auditore

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    the slot machines dont have anything to do with it
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 24, 2013
  18. Ezio Auditore

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    a doctor asks a patient who is about to be institutionalized, "we are gonna do a test to see if you need help. if we filled up a bathtub and gave you a spoon, a teacup and a bucket, how would you empty it?"

    the patient says, "i would use the bucket as it's the biggest thing there."

    What did the doctor say?
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 24, 2013
  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    a man walks into a bar complaining to the barman about not winning anything on the slot machines in 9 years. the barman replies "i know". how does the barman know?

    The "man" is only 8 year old
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013
  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Pull the plug <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 24, 2013
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