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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jesus Christ., Apr 5, 2014.

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  1. Jesus Christ.

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    March 2015
     
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  2. Jesus Christ.

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    I couldn't answer this at the time due to previous betting scandals I have been involved in.
     
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    Ooooh, I can't guarantee anything. Those Scotsmen get lonely at sea, and Zingy has a peachy arse.
     
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    #topical #controversial
     
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  5. Jesus Christ.

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    I prefer poontang pi
     
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  6. Jesus Christ.

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    For the commandments, see prev. Comment about women editing it (if you read the whole thing, there are over 200)

    All the women were ****ing minting, that's the real reason the earth was flooded, a purge on the gene pool.

    Dinosaurs were scary as ****, I wasn't coming down as one of them!
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Come on Jesus... speak up <whistle>
     
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  8. Jesus Christ.

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    Oooh, hell for you my lad
     
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    Go careful, remember what I said about being rapey.
     
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    Yup, they failed.
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    What do you think of the 2 wise men that gave you frankincense and myrrh compared to the one that gave you gold?
     
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    If there is a god - let him be a Liverpool fan!
     
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  13. Jesus Christ.

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    They died first.
     
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  14. Minxy

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    Why did this thread stop?
     
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    Why are you after some divine intervention Minxy?
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    its the same old reason why everyone forgets jesus...
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

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    After the start we've had we could use a bit of divine intervention.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Where is he when you need him <doh>
     
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  19. Tobes

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    He's transferred to United.
     
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    Bit like our RHC then :bandit:
     
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