OT: Ask Jesus.......

I just pray for DR's safety and well being and happiness.

I also pray on RHC's daughters and my dentist.

 

So do I


Rep

 

Jesus, please make Zingy safe when he goes to the North sea mid April

 

Shouldn't that be "prey on"?

 

So Jesus,where the feck is this missing bloody plane then?

 

Was having manure play only 25 miles down the East lancs from your own shrine a test of their resolve...?

 

So how do you feel about your mum being a whore and cheating on her husband with God?

 

oooooooooo


You're going straight to hell mate!

 

See you there

 

Im already there, Ive kept you a seat warm

 

It has mate. If we win, the #nojinx deserves a mention before Stevie G lifts the trophy.

 

Because you were too much of a fanny magnet, I had to do something to even out the field.

 

Why does Pi have to be 3.14159265359
I'd have liked Maths a lot more had Pi been an apple variety wrapped up a nice bit of puff pastry...

 

Technically wasn't bald at 18, thats when I noticed it was starting to receed. Stuck it out until I was 21

My mrs (not married) has never seen me with hair

 

You shave down then #kinkyasfuck

 

All natural bar the head. Although I had a bald head with a beard at footy this morning. Shaved since.

 

Sounded very dodgy considering MITO's comment before

 

Intended

 

Why are there only 10 commandments?

Why did Noah grab all the animals and no women? Was he into that kinky donkey ****?

Were the dinosaurs that bad?

 

Thanks babe.

#Hellhastakenanangel