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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by SleepySpecialK, Feb 18, 2013.

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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    To stay warm Chelsea fans piss their pants
     
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  2. Sooperhoop

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    I thought they served that in their over-priced bars...
     
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  3. sheffordqpr

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    The collective noun for a group of owls is a parliament.
    The collective noun for a group of crows is a murder.
    The collective noun for a group of chelshit fans is a bunch of ****s.
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

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    female canaries cant sing
     
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  5. Busy Being Headhunted

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    a dog has four legs unless it likes to chase cars
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    Confucius say, "dog who run behind car, get exhausted."
    He also says, "Man who drop watch in toilet have ****-time."
    And finally .......... "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
     
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  7. Uber_Hoop

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    He also said that man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wkae up with smelly finger.

    [I once went to bed with a problem on my mind and woke up with a solution on my belly.]
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

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    pigs can become addicted to alchohol

    seems my wife has known this fact for years
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 11, 2013
  9. kiwiqpr

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    walt Disney was scared of mice
     
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  10. West London Willy

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    Meerkats can fly. They just choose not to.
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

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    a group of twelve or more cows is called a flink
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    I crossed a Bullmastiff male dog and a Shiht Zu female dog and ended up with a Bull-Shi_t, fancy that.
     
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