OT Alternative Commentary SUPERBOWL FINAL(...I think it's the final)

Just waiting for the ritualistic slaughter of the chickens now then - now that's half time entertainment.

 

I bet you love Footlocker too...

 

Interesting name for shaving pubic hair...

 

I'm out now, this delay has broken my spirit. night all

 

Chickens, not crabs....!!

 

And penguins, Zebras, badgers (no matter how much they hurt me by trying to takeover the world) etc...

I mean, what's red and white in the natural world? The clown fish

 

Anyway, as they say in Russia, Moscow.

G'night all!

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I repped you as well you **********************. This will not be forgotten deserter. Bare in mind that I know a man with more than enough excess pubic hair to make for a very disturbing mail package...


Night Pulpe

 

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Don't wannabe all by myself

 

As if to spite the Judas' and their bedtimes, 49-ers get a touchdown!

 

Flaccid is taken down for a Ravens sacking this time. That's not going to do much for the droop.

 

49-ers TOUCHDOWN!!!! Comeback ON!!! The replay shows more sensual motion in those tight shorts than in Beyonce's whole cameo appearance, as #21 essentially walks it over the line while his bobbling penis excitedly leads the way.

I don't know whether to be an utter ******* and text DT the final score before she gets up and watches the recording... Nobodies here to tell me not to, that might be a problem... For her... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And it neatly gives everyone else culpability.

 

I'm enjoying the fact Peter Odemwingie appears to have become the 49-ers quarter back on deadline day... West Brom are so awful to him he's swapped sports.

Some fantastic refereeing there, as he steps in and does something that was totally necessary and everybody listens. Incredible stuff.

And the 49-ers have stolen the ball now... one way traffic now!

 

Odemwingie not doing bad for a football code convert, and almost send in a touchdown pass again... But they give it away.

They have a kick, and miss, but the ref comes in and says something happened that he doesn't like and contravenes the rules. Wonderful refereeing once more from this young man who's on the top of his game.

They get another go at the kick for the aforementioned reason (???) and kick it this time! 28-23!

 

1 Quarter left, the Superb Bowl (looking forward to physically seeing it now. I won a prize at school which was, in essence, a silver bowl for Roses... Not really surprising to note it was only ever girls who achieved anything academically in that area of the world, well before they got pregnant at 12 to their 27 year old husbands, but after they had gone through the awkward alcoholism fueled years following primary school) is anybodies for the taking, and I've evilly decided to text, facebook message and tweet DT the full-time score

Flaccid is man-handled by #90... A bit too rough to rouse him effectively I would've thought...

 

The Ravens are on 31 now... No idea what's happened, but I'm confident the Ref awarded them fairly... I love you ref!

 

Odemwingie scoressssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Touchdown!!!! 31-29

 

The white American in the BBC studio has just said Odemwingie reminds him of Peter Crouch... Bizarre... The BBC presenter who's suddenly on everything because Clare Balding and Jake Humphrey are otherwise engaged chokes on that analogy... Hmmmm Peter Crouch sure is pacey with the ball in hand...

 

Did the Ravens make it to 1st down? Inches in it, obviously Flaccid isn't long enough.

 

The Ref is doing an unbelievable handstand, and now a flip or two. Bravo!!!! The Ravens are winning 87-63, and a dragon has eaten the Odemwingie/Crouch-like quarter-back...







And yes, I have realised I can just make-**** up now...