ot..a one for the gents..women sizes.

All gans out the window when you are ****faced..

You had eyes on a 73 year old granny not so long ago...

 

Nee good to me them lad.

 

Women are like food, we all like different things.

 

....****ing hell man.

Just say 'no'.

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Seems your type, likes a whole lotta food.

 

No, that's the opposite extreme, lol.

 

Your kind of woman likes alotta food!

Cake cake, gimme some cake.

 

Yeah it does to a certain extent, to me it doesn't matter now as I'm happily bound to my wallet-stealing, can't cook, won't cook princess but back in the day mate, I'd have set out to pull some worldies, but after a few pints, you just seem to lose the will to play the game, and settle for just about anything.

Needless to say I've porked far worse than that 73 year old slapper you talk of.

 

http://bbwcamhouse.com/index.php

Billy let us know when your birthday is on the horizon and we'll all chip in a few quid and get you a membership for that!

For those who can't see this kinda site at work, it's a live house full of 'sexy' chunkers, bit like fat big brother, and you can just watch them all day long.

 

Terry, just what the **** have you done, now you have scarred me for life....

 

It's march marra, you're a gent, lol.

 

In theory it's a good idea mate but they're always in the ****ing kitchen

I'll get saving now, I might start a sticky... Billy's sticky keyboard fund!

 

Hard to judge off a drawing like, cos there are some big girls with real curves which dont have too much fat

Being too skinny is worse than having a bit of extra meat imo - I wouldnt find the size 1 and 2 attractive at all, 7 I could cope with

Basically anything from Asa Akira to Alexis Texas size suits my taste. I would generally find Jenna haze's body shape too skinny (but I wouldnt say no to her though....). When I was a teenager, it was Jenifer Lopez and Carmen Electra posters on my bedroom wall.

 

Who's that like?

 

Some canny pretty one's on here..

The next Miss Sunderland.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/...s-bidding-to-become-miss-sunderland-1-6838102

 

Like you dont know who it is...

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I know mate, i was just taking the piss....


dirty slapper...yes please.

 

I know, but it was a good excuse to post some pics...

Mind you, I think she looks much better in that 2nd pic without the porn-star make up on

 

In the 2nd pic, she looks like what she really is Japanese, i believe....

 

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