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  1. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    Title sums it up really. MattTheTiger and I play in a 5aside team. The league we play in has clamped down on anything remotely crude for some reason so we need a new name. I know you chaps will be able to come up with something witty...
     
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    PLT, May 25, 2013
  2. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    How about Limpers FC?
     
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    originallambrettaman, May 25, 2013
  3. MattTheTiger

    MattTheTiger Well-Known Member

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    Colonel Getafe
    A.B.C.D.E F.C
    Jimmy Seville
    Norfolk-in-chance
    Suffolk-in-good
    and Gary Glitters Young boys are the best ones...
     
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    MattTheTiger, May 25, 2013
  4. Spanner82

    Spanner82 Well-Known Member

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    Multiple Scorgasms is a no no then
     
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    Spanner82, May 25, 2013
  5. Lincoln Tiger

    Lincoln Tiger Well-Known Member

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    The Kryptkickers 5
     
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    Lincoln Tiger, May 25, 2013
  6. TigerinSydney

    TigerinSydney Well-Known Member

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    Inter Menan, Notinmymums Forest, Deportiva Lamb Bhuna or vindalooton Town
     
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    TigerinSydney, May 25, 2013
  7. andyoffshoretiger

    andyoffshoretiger Active Member

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    Getafe me back
    Inter boys 5 (cringe)
     
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    andyoffshoretiger, May 25, 2013
  8. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    Arcelona, FC Twente Something's, Stroke Titty or Inter Your Sister
     
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  9. Marshyx

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    Gary glitters under 16s
    Ajax trees down
    :)
     
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    Marshyx, May 25, 2013
  10. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Deportivo ****a (genuine team name).
     
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    bum_chinned_crab, May 25, 2013

  11. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I've mentioned it before but at the end of my playing days I turned out fr a team in 5's they were ****. The final straw was getting beat by Mrs Miggins pie shop. That hurt.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, May 25, 2013
  12. MikeHull

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    Minge fc
     
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  13. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    KC Ball Boys FC
     
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  14. bigfattiger

    bigfattiger Well-Known Member

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    Get on Livescore and choose a name from some random foreign league.

    Kawasaki Frontale of Japan
    Quilmes or Colon of Argentina
    Torpedo Zhodino of Belarus
    Telephonat Bani Sweif of Egypt
    KooTeePee of Finland
    Lota Schwager of Chile

    or my favourite

    Mpumalanga Black Aces of Sith Ifrica
     
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    bigfattiger, May 25, 2013
  15. Jack Lesterfan

    Jack Lesterfan Well-Known Member

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    I've played for many 5 a-side teams over the years, had a variety of different names.

    Kay FC
    FC Twente-Something's
    Sex drugs and scoring goals (though by the sounds of it, that wouldn't be allowed <laugh>)

    5 guys 1 cup?
     
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    Jack Lesterfan, May 25, 2013
  16. Murdoc

    Murdoc Well-Known Member

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    Womb Raiders.

    Or is that too inappropriate?
     
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  17. TigerMatt

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    How about Manfat United?
     
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    TigerMatt, May 25, 2013
  18. Jaggro

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    I always try to think of something new, decide I can't be arsed and end up settling on KC Milan. Every time.
     
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    Jaggro, May 25, 2013
  19. Geo's Ice Cream Van

    Geo's Ice Cream Van Well-Known Member

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    UNREAL Madrid
    City City Gang Nam FC
    AFC BRUCE Force 5
     
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    Geo's Ice Cream Van, May 25, 2013
  20. Marshyx

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    Balotelli darts club..
     
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    Marshyx, May 25, 2013
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