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OT: 30 Things We All Did In Primary School

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  1. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Getting pushed in the stinging nettles while being verbally berated with the term '****ing ****face ****head', then getting urinated on.
     
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  2. ****ing hate to know what the bullies did...<yikes>
     
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  3. RogerisontheHunt

    RogerisontheHunt Well-Known Member

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    Should add; Playing football and taking the ball in the face from point blank and trying not to cry despite having the pattern of the ball imprinted on your face.
     
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  4. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    you know for me that's a weird one, i was bullied and was a bullie, so both sides of the fence so to speak, but from my experience all the bullies at school you thought was cocks have ended up being ok and got on with their lives, its the quite ones (who was probably bullied to be fair, don't know, not always) have gone the opposite direction and grown up to be knobs lol.

    anyone pissed on me though, they would have met my step dads axe ****s. that's disgusting and out of order, you only do that in extreme circumstances on someone who has seriously hurt your family of some description.(and even then its not really the thing to do, but people can understand why, well you get my point hopefully, but a school kid ffs just wrong)
     
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  5. Opposite of that for me. I know a fair few that were bullied that have gone on to be more successful than the bullies. Can't think of a bully thats done so well either.

    I was bullied very briefly, I was never bothered by the lad doing the bullying but he'd attached himself to the school hardman who had been encouraging him. Never got as far as hitting me, was mainly piss taking, threatening behaviour and damage to my property; that **** cut my school blazer with a stanley knife. the lad was expelled shortly after he starting focusing on me (lasted about 3-4 weeks but wasn't constantly either), no idea what for though. What annoyed me most was my mates taking the piss out of me for getting bullied after he'd been expelled. fair to say I gave them **** back for ignoring it at the time #batards <laugh>
     
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  6. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i had someone who thought he was hard and used to like punching me and my mates in the arm( trying to give a dead arm type thing) he ended up a bouncer of all things lol, but i also have a mate who you would look at and not think much(he does look a lot like dynamo if you know who that is) but he has a very fit sister(yes i would, no i havent sadly, mates rule) and also a brother who is a bouncer (met some of them, very very big ****ers) and mates who could put you on your ass with very little effort, but they don't flaunt it or are cocky as they know they can.

    he is from glasgow and i think he has an asian dad, don't know really, something that never came up or needed to be discussed, but lets just say he had a good tan for someone who came from glasgow lol.

    is weird the way when you walk down the street you look at people and have no clue what's behind that face, if they look menacing or the shy quite ones etc.

    i hate the type you are referring to there, always hide behind someone else, cowards.
     
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  7. Whats that? <laugh> :bandit:
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Bulldog was never banned at our school!

    My claim to fame was inventing a game called Zombies (kind of a cross between bulldog, tag, and stuck in the mud) that became the standard lunch time game at our primary school. (be fun to know if it is played there still... or if it died after our year moved up).
     
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  9. crocarno

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    Things we did in primary school

    20. Having the honour of collecting the pencils, taking them to the front of the class and using teacher's really powerful, stuck to the desk, handle driven, pencil sharpener....and destroying the pencils of those you didn't like.

    21. Being a milk monitor and delivering the warm/been in the sun milk to the 'orrible kids.


    To be fair, I was a bit of a teachers pet, the above is almost as bad as I got. God I lived my primary school life to the limit
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    #22 Coming back to school after being on holiday with a hair braid and feeling way too bootylicious for the untraveled pupils in your class.




    I don't think that's something we all did in primary school. I've never had a hair braid... not did I ever consider myself "bootylicious" - especially not in primary school when I would have had no idea what that meant!

    Since you're bald Gerrez, I doubt you had a hair braid either! <whistle>
     
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  11. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    bulldog was never something we did in primary school, it was more football and getting your knob out in the playground for the girls :bandit: for us.

    senior school we used to play bulldog, there was a dif between when the girls joined in to when it was just boys though, as we changed the rules( well someone did lol to stopping them by any means necessary type thing) would probably have been great for a school that encouraged rugby, but our one was mainly football,cricket and tennis lol.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    We did football a lot too... or "Log Ball" - they had a semi circle of logs in the play ground- and we used to play a football/dodgeball/squash combo game inside the logs.

    You had to kick the ball at the logs- if you missed you're out. (have to be a really bad shot to miss when inside the logs)... if someone kicks the ball at you and it hits you- you're out. If you're closest to the ball when the last person kicked it and no one wants to take the kick- you have to.


    The caretaker used to come join us from time to time and he was a right batard! All the kids- when they were out- fairly would sit out- we didn't have a problem with cheating... but occasionally when the caretaker joined us, he would never sit out once we got him. Used to annoy us no end because he was ruining our game. The only person that wouldn't play fair was the caretaker.

    Same with football... he was a bloody cheat at that too. Used to ruin our games- and as a kid, you have very little sway kicking an adult out of the game! :(
     
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  13. I wasn't bloody bald in school <laugh> (just)

    Used to get back from holiday with loads of sweats for class mates but failed to let anyone else know they were indeed for class mates :)
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    I'm not sure... I picture 7 year old Gerrez as a kid with a deeply receeding hairline! <whistle> :bandit:
     
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  15. We played football every day. There was a shelter on one side of the playground that had metal support beams that were used as goals posts. The other side of the playground was the school, fortunately there were drainpipes perfectly placed for another goal. This of course meant we used half the playground as a football pitch <laugh> Still occasionally drive past (my brother lives around the corner from the school and my niece goes there) but they've installed garden areas in the middle of what was our pitch <doh>
     
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  16. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    jonjo or someone from the adams family :bandit:
     
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  17. I had fair blond hair so probably inevitable I'd go bald, especially since my dad was bald (didn't lose his hair until his thirties though) and my granddad (18 same as me) too.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I used to buy a quarter of aniseed balls and flog them for a ha'penny each. Made a fortune <laugh>
     
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  19. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Stone cold steve Austin used to have long blonde hair, he did look a bit gay to be honest, bald he looked more menacing lol.

    my other halfs brothers and old man are bold, weirdly it effected them all at dif stages of their lives. ie one went bold at school(oldr brother), one just after late teens(old man), and the youngest brother late 20's before he had problems.

    guess i am quite lucky as my old man is in his 60's and still has hair, i am nearly 40 and don't look it really.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    Blondes go bald?

    I started out platinum blonde- almost white. Had very dark hair by the time I was a teenager though. I have a bald patch about an inch in diameter... (only started in last couple of years :( )... wonder at what point it is best to shave my head rather than have a bald patch.

    My Grandfather was bald- and my father has thinning hair (not bald).
     
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