Osvaldo Chant

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He's semi-Italian, so surely we can come up with a "self preservation society" song?

"Dani Osvaldo's our goal legend"

Or something, another line or two, then stop singing and shout:

"He's only supposed to score bloody good goals"
 
To The tune of hey baby (cant remember who we used this ong for a few seasons back but it was catchy)

Heeeyyyyyyyyyyy.... ...heyyy Dani!
(Ooh ah)
I wanna know-ow-ow
Will you score a goal?

When you score and you walk away
That is when the crowd will say
you're the man to take us on
Very soon we'll be number one

(Repeat)
 
Oh Dani boy, the pipes the pipes are callingggg. #oldskewl loooooooool

Never thought of that one. That's easily changed to:

Oh Dani boy, The Saints, the Saints, are calling.
From goal to goal and down the Itchen stand
The Kingsland may be snoring til you score a goal
And until then, our Rickie's still at hand.

That works, but it's not exactly showing a lot of confidence in the lad. <whistle>
 
To The tune of hey baby (cant remember who we used this ong for a few seasons back but it was catchy)

Heeeyyyyyyyyyyy.... ...heyyy Dani!
(Ooh ah)
I wanna know-ow-ow
Will you score a goal?

When you score and you walk away
That is when the crowd will say
you're the man to take us on
Very soon we'll be number one

(Repeat)

I think the whole point is that we want something original, not a re-hash.
 
Never thought of that one. That's easily changed to:

Oh Dani boy, The Saints, the Saints, are calling.
From goal to goal and down the Itchen stand
The Kingsland may be snoring til you score a goal
And until then, our Rickie's still at hand.

That works, but it's not exactly showing a lot of confidence in the lad. <whistle>

I'm sure you mentioned a filter to me once TSS....:smiley-finger007:
 
I'm sure you mentioned a filter to me once TSS....:smiley-finger007:

Truth is, I was staring at the screen thinking it should be quite easy, when the last two lines forced their way into my head and wouldn't go away. In the end, I said sod it, and wrote them in. ;)

Danny Boy is probably a bit too drippy a song for a football crowd to sing anyway. :)
 
That's actually not bad.

Yep, it is pretty good. That... here he comes... line, reminded me of the Monkees theme tune. Something like this:

Here he comes...
*Walkin' down that pitch
Gets overhead kicks from
Every goal he hits

Hey Danni Osvaldo..!
People say you monkey around
But you're too busy scoring
To put anybody down

You're just trying to be friendly
We come and watch you score and play
We're the Itchen and Northam
And we've got something to say

Hey Danni Osvaldo..!
something, something [can't think of a line] :)
So you better get ready
He's gonna come to your town..!

Thank you Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart for the majority of that.




*You could have running, if you fancied.
 
When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Osvaldo!
When the ball hits the net he makes all the girls wet that's OSVAAALDO!

To the tune of that's amore by Dean Martin. Its funny and it's easy and it's simple, should suit the Northam down to the ground ;)
 
When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Osvaldo!
When the ball hits the net he makes all the girls wet that's OSVAAALDO!

To the tune of that's amore by Dean Martin. Its funny and it's easy and it's simple, should suit the Northam down to the ground ;)

Ha-ha. I am laughing out loud to that one. I can just hear it being sung now. Got anymore for the rest of the song..? :)
 
When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Osvaldo!
When the ball hits the net he makes all the girls wet that's OSVAAALDO!

To the tune of that's amore by Dean Martin. Its funny and it's easy and it's simple, should suit the Northam down to the ground ;)

I felt as if a reminder of the OP content was due, namely that it had to be a Stones song, but that is pure quality!

PS I apologise for my use of Glaswegian slang but it really is pure quality Big Man!
 
I felt as if a reminder of the OP content was due, namely that it had to be a Stones song, but that is pure quality!

PS I apologise for my use of Glaswegian slang but it really is pure quality Big Man!

Thanks, been trying to spread it on twitter but it keeps getting ignored lol