Original chants

[redruthyella]

And who could forget Andy Goram admitting he was schizophrenic.
"Two Andy Goram's, there's only two Andy Goram's"

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

Not a chant but a flag held up by scousers at a European game - Liverpool are Catalan, Everton are Matalan

 

[Norwich stare at the Premiership]

Safri's old "Moroccan all over" the world song was great, as was "we love you Paul Mcveigh."

 

[DHCanary]

I'm still gutted Adam Drury never got a proper chant, more than anyone else he deserved it.

 

[Norwich stare at the Premiership]

and of course.

He looks Spanish. He looks Spanish. Simon Lappin, he looks Spanish. Simon Lappin. King of Spain.

 

[1950canary]

Anyone else remember the absolutely disgusting but incredibly funny chants made by fans of Watford's opponents when Elton John was Watford Chairman? I can only remember the final line of one of the chants but the final word of a previous line must have been pass or grass!!!!

 

[#BigHairyWinger]

I was going to chuck Moroccan All Over The World out there but that's been done

I think I remember a song about being a bird and ****ting on portaloo road but i might have made that up

 

[DHCanary]

I think I remember a song about being a bird and ****ting on portaloo road but i might have made that up

"If I had the wings of a sparrow...", something like that? I don't think you've made it up.

 

[KillerCanaryKris]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
and I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Ip5w1ch tomorrow
and S*@t on the B%&*?@+s below

 

[Yellows]

Not sure if it made the terraces but I remember seeing this on a Chelski forum.
Petr Cech has got his hat on,
hip hip hip horray,
Petr Cech has got his hat on,
coz without it he can't play.

 

[#BigHairyWinger]

if i had the wings of a sparrow
and i had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over ip5w1ch tomorrow
and s*@t on the b%&*?@+s below

thats the one

 

[Tony_Munky_Canary]

I hear the villa faithful are trotting out the WORST terrace chant EVER penned, that being the terrible, lazy dirge that is "and it's Aston Villa*, Aston Villa FC, are by far the greatest team the world will ever see".
I am so so glad that very very rarely gets dragged out at Carra Rud, it is the most boring and unimaginative 'anthem' going, the very pinnacle of ****ness if you ask me



*plenty other clubs use it as well, this isn't a dig at villa

 

[Graham Paddon Football Genius]

Further to the two Andy Goram's chant, Brighton used to sing
'Two Kerry mayo's' as his wife was also Kerry mayo

 

[Tony_Munky_Canary]

I'm quite enjoying Bradford's fans rendition of "you're getting sacked in the morning" - hang on, what am I saying? I'm REALLY enjoying it!!

 

[Kenny Foggo on the Wing!!!]

I remember when Kitson was was Readung and some away fans singing 'Strawberry Blonde, you're having a laugh' at him.

 

[surgeryman]

The Snakepit chanting to the Villa subs last season " Your s**t 'cos even Heskeys on!"

 

[surgeryman]

Another good moment was not a chant so much but following the league one late win over Leeds (Chris Martin goal) when it felt like the whole stadium was building up a crescendo of whooooo.......oooooooo as they went through the results and the Millwall's one was last, the faces of the Leeds fans was priceless!

 

[the cage]

All I want is a razor blade,
Sawn-off shotgun and a hand-grenade,
Ipswich Town to kick around -
Oh, wouldn't it be lovely

 

[the cage]

he's fat, he's round, he's worth a million pound robert fleck, robert fleck

 

[redruthyella]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Norwich Barclay