Original chants

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ncfcwonky

ncfcwonky

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According g to Henry Winter on twitter at the Southampton v Everton game. Puncheon disappeared down the tunnel for a minute and the fans started chanting 'Jamie Puncheon, he went for a piss!'

Not necessarily clever but quite funny.

What is your favourite original chant?
 
I always liked the "All things bright and beautiful, John Hartson ate them all".
 
Also, "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora." (To That's Amore) I thought was pretty good.
 
I heard about one where a steward went into the stands because he thought someone was smoking (post smoking ban) and the crowd started chanting "Steam from a pasty! It's just the steam from a pasty! Steam from a paaaaasty!" and apparently it was!

The tony pulis ones earlier this season were good "You look like a chav" and "Do you ever wear a suit"

During the drury testamonial the snakepit started chanting "Your coats too big for you" at wes hoolahan and he took it off and threw it into the crowd lol
 
I've heard a story (might just be that), of a guy using half-time to propose to his girlfriend in front of the crowd. Cue chants of "You don't know what you're doing!".
 
I was watching the Saints game and spat my drink out when the home fans started singing "he went for a piss, he went for a piss, he's Jason Puncheon, he went for a piss", absolutely brilliant! It was clearly audible, the commentator mentioned it and Puncheon really enjoyed it as well!

Never known anyone to nip off to the bog halfway through a gam though, very odd that one
 
Beefforhire-NCFC said:
I heard about one where a steward went into the stands because he thought someone was smoking (post smoking ban) and the crowd started chanting "Steam from a pasty! It's just the steam from a pasty! Steam from a paaaaasty!" and apparently it was!

The tony pulis ones earlier this season were good "You look like a chav" and "Do you ever wear a suit"

During the drury testamonial the snakepit started chanting "Your coats too big for you" at wes hoolahan and he took it off and threw it into the crowd lol
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Another Pulis one from that day was 'You wear the club shop, you wear the club, Tony Pulis you wear the club shop!'
 
I really liked the chant the Man City fans sang at CR after the ball to head incident at Swansea with RVP.
He should have been dead, he should of been dead, oh Robin Van Persie he should have been dead.
 
I watched the saints games and the chant for Puncheon had a second version sung later on in the game:

"He $hits when he wants, He $hits when he wants, He's Jamie Puncheon, He $hits when he wants". That cracked me up!
 
I quite like the chants back in 2005 when Chelsea came to Norwich, shortly after Delia's moment on the pitch at half time against Man City.

Chelsea - 'We've got Abramovich, you've got a drunken bitch.'

Norwich's response - 'We've got a super cook, you've got a super crook.'

This has also reminded me of the chant Norwich had after the Man City incident - 'Come on! Where are you! Lets be havin' you!'
 
I can't remember which clubs but they were Scottish, Hearts I think.
Graham Rix was coach or manager of one of the clubs and admitted under age sex with a fifteen year old, girl of course, he isn't a pervert,
The rival supporters all sang, to the MSP song:
"If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next"
 
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