So, you keep track of people's log in times, past remarks they make - often over several months - and you doctor photographs using a computer programme for a living. Your soon-to-be-death will be of no loss to anyone, not even your scumbag family.
Yes, it does. Your pathetic attempts at justification do not excuse that you are so heavily invested in here that you create your wee pictures. The time taken does not reduce the truth that you are, in fact, a sad geek
See post 141 laddy, no need to log peoples times, past remarks etc. I won't be dying anytime soon and my family are lovely people. Sad and lonely because I use this during work hours. Good conclusion. Sounds like someone is just a little angry because he's been on the wrong end of some of my classic work.
You really are a ******. You added the head off a picture (which I uploaded) to a doll's body, hardly the stuff of comedy legend. The fact that you had to make it in the first place not only proves you desperately crave any sort of attention but shows that you crave if from people who openly mock you. Tragic really that an, allegedly, grown man thinks that posting half-arsed Photoshop's is some sort of insult.
You were a late addition to the GC wallpaper, apologies for not giving you a more prominent role but I do believe the majority of people on here did or do like it. I'm guessing I make just a little bit more than your paper round.
I'm not sure you do actually, but keep telling yourself that doctoring photographs is a well-paid career, ya failure
Aye, sure you don't. Though, to be fair, it's an achievement in itself given the hurdles life has thrown at you: Irish. A virgin. Protestant. Autism. Cancer.
Only one you got right was Protestant. Saying that I was quite athletic in school and often participated in both the hurdles and 100m sprint. I'm a handsome chap though, always do alright with the ladies. I also smell pretty good too, I wear Carolina Herrera 212 VIP & Sexy depending on which mood I'm in. Turning the tables again I will not go with the stereotypical French people stink patter but rather focus on the fact that you mentioned you wore the same pair of jeans for 2 months without washing them. Check mate
That was just a wee bait I left out for Stiffy but he didn't bite. Julian the stereo typist is an environmental consultant, I was hoping Stiffy would start taking the piss about it.
