optomistic, unrealistic deadline day thread

Newcastle are closing in on the signing of Barcelona forward Lionel Messi.

The 24 year old Argentine international will join the St James' Park side before the window closes on Tuesday night. The fee is believed to be a bottle of Sunny Delight and a signed Shola Ameobi picture.

Messi has confirmed that he is really enthusiastic about joining his boyhood club saying he is joining 'the bestest team in the whole world'

 

When exactly was the last time you watched Ashley Cole play? He's been horrid for the last two seasons, and the majority of Chelsea fans would agree.

As for the topic

" And in an increadibly shock move, Newcastle united have announced the signing of Goetze from Borrusia Dortmund, on a swap deal for Dan Gosling. This could seriously put Newcastle on the map, in terms of getting fourth place, ahead three of the traditional top four. "