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Sam Axe

Sam Axe

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Imagine a world where Cameron and the Daily Mail get their way and porn was opt-in for anyone subscribing to an Internet service. <yikes>

Would you be embarrassed to ask your ISP for porn? Or would you just not give a **** and proudly say you want to be able to access Internet porn?
 
Internet Porn Diary - Day 6341

Having exhausted all other avenues of internet porn, have recently become addicted to Beekeeping Uniform fetish sites. Make this hell stop, Mr. Cameron.
 
First they asked ISPs to block kiddyporn
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a *****.
Then they asked the ISPs to block Piratebay
and I didn't speak out because Pirate Bay is balls.
Then they asked the ISPs to block Youporn.com
and there was no one left to speak out for me. <wah>
 
We all know how this is going to go and Mick's artistic license with the Niemoller quote is sadly accurate, I'm afraid.
If it's not anti-terror legislation, then it's that bird from The Simpsons.

[video=youtube;Qh2sWSVRrmo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo[/video]

What comes after porn blocking?
 
Does this mean I'll have to start buying jazz mags again? I thought the days of nervously asking the asian bird at the corner shop to bag up my shame were long behind me.

If my other half looked like Mrs Cameron I wouldn't mind as much but most of us chaps need to have a fresh image of a hottie in mind before being able to tackle the missus. I can usually sneak a quick peek at some Mary Hinge on 'tinternet before mounting an assault but it is much harder to quickly flick through a scud-mag just before manoeuvres.

Not much chance of opting in to the filthy stuff without her indoors knowing about it as the account is in her name!!
 
GroveRanger said:
Does this mean I'll have to start buying jazz mags again? I thought the days of nervously asking the asian bird at the corner shop to bag up my shame were long behind me.

If my other half looked like Mrs Cameron I wouldn't mind as much but most of us chaps need to have a fresh image of a hottie in mind before being able to tackle the missus. I can usually sneak a quick peek at some Mary Hinge on 'tinternet before mounting an assault but it is much harder to quickly flick through a scud-mag just before manoeuvres.

Not much chance of opting in to the filthy stuff without her indoors knowing about it as the account is in her name!!
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I remember that. I never bought porn in a shop where a young, fit girl was working. I timed it so I always got there so it was the fat, ugly old bint with sores on her face. I didn't mind buying dirty mags from her.
 
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