operation

ano, stupid cow

 

mind and take a sleeping bag Bealey.

shortage of beds these days.

 

Read it out loud, Gambol.

 

Am gonny rattle your small balls with my foot, ****.

 

ex, zero, ex, zero, ex

 

why take ur own bottled water out of interest?

 

Who's a clever nung? You are!!

Coz their water tastes like ****!

 

My mum was in hospital recently.

The nurse came to give her a suppsitory pain killer. She told my mum to lie on her front, put the suppository in and said "that'll start working really quickly, you'll feel better in no time".

My mum said "I don't think you've quite got that in the right place".

How the **** can a nurse mix up an anus and a vagina!!!!

 

I still don't get what it means

 

To be on the safe side i'd bring a tent and pitch it in the hosptital grounds. My mate can sort you out if you like. His e-mail address is
[email protected]

 

It's spreading love and kisses and hugs and gropes n'at.

 

Thats for ****s.

 

I see. It's one of them text thingies I would guess.

 

Then you'd be guessing wrang.

 

so's your face.

 

I see.

 

whereas yours is for hairy arsed sweaty 20 stone lesbos.

 

That's funny - so's mine <k>

 

well its almost time lads

om sure ul all be prayin the bealester pulls through

 

oh gambol I never knew

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