Open Letter - Time to sort it out.

Dilli go on put it up al this £80m to £100m transfer talk is making me sick anyway

 

I've just acquired an ape, so step one of my cunning plan is complete.

Step two: to obtain a Spurs kit and put it on him.

Third and final step: Take him to Spain and sell him.




Hope Taff doesn't ban me

 

I may for posting on the wrong thread!

 

Oh sugar can't believe I've done that, what a wally

 

Now that was funny

 

So Real Madrid want Gareth Bale for £95 million..

If it was me paying that much money for something that dives, it had better be a submarine

Sorry Taff, no more I just couldn't resist that one

 

Dilli

Sorry mate the wait wasn't worth it.

By the way if the Swans could sign Bale wouldn't you take him in a heartbeat. I know I would, physical characteristics or the ability to go down quicker than Linda Lovelace wanting a mouth wash or not.