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Oops I Did It Again

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., May 13, 2015.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Tina's house smells of boiled turnips and bubonic plague.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 14, 2015
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    it smells of strawberries actually.

    Like my fanny.
     
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    Tina., May 14, 2015
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    FTFY
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 14, 2015
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ya want some cream on yer strawbs babe? :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    gas, May 14, 2015
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Your fanny smells like the pus that flows from a tooth abscess.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 14, 2015
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What is it about cat wimmin?

    Are they lithe and sexy like Catwoman? No.

    Are they fat, ugly, lonely and smell like cat piss? Yes.

    Am I a sore loser? Yes.

    Was it the mild mannered Janitor? No.

    Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
    Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.

    He's got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won't stop.
    When the going gets tough, he's really rough, with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)

    Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
    Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
    Hong Kong Phooey, he's fan-riffic (gong!)

    Then the cat strolls in, solves the case, and looks at me like am a ****.
     
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    Gambol, May 14, 2015
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  7. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Tina's groove tube is an acquired taste, a bit like Pheasant, 2 week hung, but more moldy.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, May 14, 2015
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