One thing to do before you die

I have literally no goals in life anymore, I'd rather just let things happen. In saying that though; "Terminal Illness Murder Spree" sounds fun

 

but if you get one then you can make them shave. i can live with small tits if they look good enough

 

learn a language (arabic), learn an instrument (piano), kill chris moyles (claw hammer), shag a black chick (roughly).

the usual

 

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Used to have a **** buddy that was black as 2 in the morning. She was a cracking ride, great arse, big tits and as said above soft skin. Although a bird with jamaican origin and a Brummie accent is just weird.

Shagged a few other black birds, they're alright but got to agree with Nev, thai birds are the best rides. English birds run them close by being downright filthy so do German birds. American birds are weird, seriously.

I really want to pump a south american bird, preferably Venezuelan or Columbian

Before I die though I want to visit the moon

 

you should ask Girvan to put you up at his place, it's probably as close as you'll get to it

 

Are you sure you did **** Lenny Henry with a wig on?

 

aye south american has to be done at some point. brazilian or mexican.

 

I'd love a go of Shakira

 

I wonder if there is some web forum going on just now, where it's all filled with exotic women hoping they can pump a Scotsman before they die

 

the paler the better

 

FACT! She is a dirty wee minx. I'd be on her like a building on a Haitian

 

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russianbrides.com

 

something like this?

 

I'm using that one!

Ooooh shakira. 1. Bend her over. 2. Insert penis. 3. press go. 4. Enjoy the ride!

 

sound about right ML
they'll be posting pictures, saying " look at this guy, so Peely Wally it makes my pussy wet and my nipples like a Pygmy's hardon"

 

I'm sure there is an Irvine Welsh story about Female Celebrities (Madonna etc) reading a mgazine about Scottish Scheme guys and going on about how much they'd love to shag them. Or maybe I just made that up.

 

Probably just wishful thinking Venom