One for the ladies

Belter. No much of a comeback from "I shagged you up the ring-piece"

 

So far, the poll results are evenly split between "Yyyyeeasss, up the bum, UP THE BUM" and "only if they pretend they're raping me".

I should really get this info along to the ONS.

 

Or Mumsnet

 

Fixed.

 

They could file it under their "Bitch, stop having kids" section

Anal - the alternative to childbirth.

 

Not a fan myself, giving or receiving. A mate of mine swears that he can't truely enjoy pumping his bird unless she sticks a digit up his arse. There's something ****ing wrong there.

 

Check yer pole noo

 

Aye you discussing fingering mens arses with you pal.

What does he use as a butt plug? a tattie?

 

Just had a look.

It's still smooth as thanks to all that moisturising

 

One of these weeks you'll come out with something original MD.

 

Ooooft.

Suddenly, the rape fantasy is romping it.

 

I used to do all sorts of stuff to embarass the ex missus in front of her pals

 

I'd imagine you just being beside her would be embarrassment enough.

<ouch>

 

It's the best way to put them in their place.

 

You've hurt my feelings.

 

You left yourself wide open, Gamby.

Brought it on yourself.

 

I didn't deserve that. I feel sad now.

 

What do you want me to do about it? Burst into fairy lights?

 

Anal.

While we are on the subject it seems rather relevant.

 

That's actually very funny, for a reason I won't disclose