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... certainly better than the Alan Carr lookalike option ... as you know first hand

 

My ex-girlfriends and current would be way out of your league mate ... trust me ... and no need to have got them half stoned first ...

 

That is Alan Carr

 

... proves my point ... separated at birth

 

except you're the only person in the 39 years I've been alive that has said I have any resemblance to him at all...

What does that tell you?

 

He wants everybody to look like Alan Carr?

 

Exactly.

 

I ain't seen you but you do act a bit like a mincer on here mate. Especially when we mention Van Dijk.

 

I'm all over this forum mate, like a ****ing rash.

 

... that I'm a better judge than the rest ... but Libby has met you and was shocked by the uncanny resemblance to the photo above... if I recall rightly @The Liebherr Legacy

 

If I remember correctly you look like a Chinese lesbian so I wouldn't keep giving it large ffs

 

Bro, you’re trying to hold a sensible footy convo with Skiddy.

Think about that.

See. It’s never going to happen.

Same with Bambs, of course, but it’s worth persevering with him, because the novella-ridden overloaded meltdown is comedy gold!

 

Tell you what ... let's give others the chance to judge

Alan Carr Skylarker

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... you mean like demanding bans for other posters and to be put in contact with someone in authority?

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... ya do set yourself up fella

 

I thought Sky was black like me? ****ing hell.

 

Wow!

 

I'll bow to your expertise on that front ... but no I don't ... Irish extraction ... but all stilll preferrable to being mistaken for Allan Carr mate

 

This has already surpassed yesterday for being the funniest day on here for quite some time ...

 

... but everybody doesn't .... just you