Off Topic On a scale of 1-10 how healthy are you? Health, fitness, diet thread.

10

Don't diet, don't drink too much, don't specifically exercise but just have a naturally athletic body.

At least that's what I see in the mirror every morning.

 

it does,
it's also why I go to work on Christmas Day
stay at work until all the cooking is done then go home so I can enjoy the rest of the day
I can't even walk past Boots the Chemist's perfume department without my eyes watering and reaching
just a very sensitive nose and weak stomach

 

Specsavers have a sale on mate.

 

I notice Obi is avoiding this thread like he avoids a salad bar....

 

Great, thanks, passed their shop this morning, didn't see any signs.

 

By the standards of this board, 6.5 - 7.0

56 years old. Boxing training 4 times a week, couple of other gym sessions thrown in.

No particular food rules but healthy food generally tastes better. Never smoked. Drink an amount which I regard as relaxedly social but which according to all published guidelines makes me a complete lush.

 

Note to self.

Always take a gun if fighting Fredd.

 

I watch lots of sport on the TV, so I'd give myself a 7.

 

I'd say I'm about 8 or 9, go to the gym at least 4 times a week, and run for over an hour on at least 2 of those times, I'm vegetarian and eat very healthy, don't do drugs or smoke, drink lots of water, and have a very athletic physique.

I do drink like there's no tomorrow though, generally I'll be on the booze at least 4 times a week, ranging from 3 or 4 pints at the pub, to having half a bottle of rum at home. So yeah, apart from the liver bashing I'm very healthy.

 

Pussy

 

Well somebody has to balance all of this delusion. 8s, 9s and 10s. My arse.

 

Sorry just to be clear, is the number of smilies the number you are attributing to the fitness of your arse i.e. 4?

I just find this hard to believe on what ACS has told me. He said it would be a max of 0.75

 

Oh, yeah, it's an anonymous message board. So I'll just quickly amend my statement to 9.5.

I'm a level 10 vegan (I don't eat anything that casts a shadow) and exercise at least 8 days a week. I sleep in an oxygen tent, only drink purified steam, meditate for a living and my movements - including typing - are all done within the cosmic laws of Tai Chi. I started this sentence an hour ago. My wi-fi is powered by the mountain goats I live with in Tibet.

I'm knocking 0.5 off because today I ate a raisin. It was my birthday.

 

Actually you're only a lowly level 5 vegan:

 

On the same vein, I go passed a gym every day of the week, sometimes even two or three times a day.

 

I walk over 10 miles a day. Used to be 20 but I moved the fridge closer to the TV.

 

Man wtf, all these people who are "fitness/dietary" freaks putting themselves as a 6???

I smoke, drink, have the occasional wavy day out, do nothing to keep fit but coach football (I shout, scream and tell others to run, do press ups etc), eat what I want when I want and eat/drink far to much sugar products.

I'm a sure nailed on 7

 

I w a n k four times a day so am mega fit.

Sorry, I hit the wrong key.....I meant walk

 

Go for a swim most days, walk to and from work most days (takes about 20 minutes) but I eat lot of nibbles, also occasionally going to the gym, so I'd say I was probably a 6.

 

I've decided I'm going without a drop of alcohol until Christmas.

I've barely drank at all the last month or so so going without it for a couple of months extra and see what a double vodka does to me lol after that long dry lol.