Omlettes

[monacoger]

Unsticky this.

**** off you ****

 

[Null]

Where were you on holiday?

Costa Adeje, Tenerife

 

[monacoger]

Costa Adeje, Tenerife

Was the holiday as good as your omelettes?

 

[Ciaran]

Did you get sorted for Coke Pud?

 

[Null]

Was the holiday as good as your omelettes?

Better ...

30 degrees everyday and most of the burds at my hotel pool got their tits out.

 

[Null]

Did you get sorted for Coke Pud?

Aye ... exactly how you said!

 

[Ciaran]

Aye ... exactly how you said!

Im a truth bomber Pud, only bettered by Fenster.

 

[monacoger]

Better ...

30 degrees everyday and most of the burds at my hotel pool got their tits out.

It was 31 degrees here last night at about 9pm and I didn't see any tits.

 

[Ciaran]

It was 31 degrees here last night at about 9pm and I didn't see any tits.

Nae mirrors?

 

[Null]

Im a truth bomber Pud, only bettered by Fenster.

Some mad Irishman from Blackwater (???) called Aidan ( I thought he said Ivan)...

God mwi with him!

My Mrs was not happy!

 

[monacoger]

Nae mirrors?

 

[EDGE.]

Some mad Irishman from Blackwater (???) called Aidan ( I thought he said Ivan)...

God mwi with him!

My Mrs was not happy!

did he bum u ?

 

[Ciaran]

did he bum u ?

Thought that was a given

 

[Null]

did he bum u ?

Aye... for every line I took, he bummed me.

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[Girvan Loyal 1690]

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Just back fae the gym

 

[YeOldeYozzwolde]

Use ****in' duck eggs for an omelette, fer **** sake, much more flavour.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

What about goose eggs ya big plant pot?

 

[YeOldeYozzwolde]

What about goose eggs ya big plant pot?

Nah, Goose eggs are too greasy.
I've been away too long, i've **** all clue who hardly anyone is on here now.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I'm Chapper m8

 

[ERINBLACK]

Nah, Goose eggs are too greasy.
I've been away too long, i've **** all clue who hardly anyone is on here now.

I'm Spartacus.