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Omens and portents **WARNING: Manc content**

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Massimo Cellino, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Any chance Ashley Young could dive in the penalty box to start it all off?
     
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  2. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    How the **** there was 5 minutes stoppage time I'll never know
     
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  3. Massimo Cellino

    Massimo Cellino Active Member

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    Summary:

    1) It's old. I'm going to use this anyway:
    Can you find Ashley Young? &#50883; &#50883; &#50883; &#50883; &#50883; &#50883; &#50883; o-|-< &#50883; &#50883; &#50883; <<<< Not relevant tonight but still tickles me.

    2) Did we all enjoy Bacon Face losing the plot? I know I did.

    3) Text from my mate Dave the City fan (at Eastlands): "Haha! Seeing Fergie with a handbag has made my year! Knackered"

    4) Being nice to the scum fans in the pub by telling them City have the more difficult run in (and believing it but not meaning it).

    5) Seeing the blue team run rings round the hapless scum.

    I've lived in Mancfester so long that I've almost gone native. Tonight was definitely the most significant game I've seen since the 3rd of January 2010. I can't decide whether that's because of my long running soft spot for City (after their foray into the third tier) or just hatred of Bacon Face McTaggart.

    P.S. I will now resume my habit of lurking on the forum and pretending to be Ken when it most offends people.

    Maybe.
     
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  4. Whiteyorkist

    Whiteyorkist Active Member

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    Thank god for that! I was missing the old you.
     
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  5. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I'm quite liking you as you are. :D Nice to have an agent behind enemy lines to wind the scum up. Then again, there were enough of them in bloody Newcastle last night who'd come out of the woodwork for this game. 'GOWWW ON FERGEH, TWAT MANCIIINEH'. Vomit.
     
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  6. Whiteyorkist

    Whiteyorkist Active Member

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    I though Mancini was brilliant last night, if he'd had a little longer he could have given Red Nose a Connery (as Delboy would say!)
     
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