ooooooh matron...champagne not iced this morning, butler not ironed the sleeves![]()
he's just heard that his Country Life subscription has gone up
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ooooooh matron...champagne not iced this morning, butler not ironed the sleeves![]()
he's just heard that his Country Life subscription has gone up
youv'e spelt ****ry wronghe's just heard that his Country Life prescription has gone up
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youv'e spelt ****ry wrong![]()
whooops...what an illiterate pleb I am..
Health benefits from drinking champagne;ooooooh matron...champagne not iced this morning, butler not ironed the sleeves![]()

Its schools and lefty lunatic academics indctrinating and brainwashing our childrenThought this was the indignant with rage thread so wasn't sure if bantz is still allowed
Here's some news though...there aren't any snowflakes on here. Although it appears that quite a few have raised their children as them which does seem a little ironic and most definitely amusing.
Not even masters of their own households yet come on here shouting the odds day after day.
Just for the record, there are no snowflakes residing at Jamster Towers...my boy is very socially aware but still realises the madness in being overly zealous when it comes to matters of race and political correctness etc.
Google is your friend..Health benefits from drinking champagne;
1) Healthy heart - intioxidants reduce cholesterol and prevent blood clots.
2) Sharp mind - contains proteins that are beneficial for short term memory.
3) Boost mood - due to the magnesium, potassium and zinc it contains.
4) Few calories - only 80 per glass.
5) Lowers risk of diabetes - Studies show by up to 13%.
6) Prevents dementia - can half the risk of early onset dementia in the over 40's.
Pretty good...pretty damn good![]()
Not mine thank ****, I did that myselfIts schools and lefty lunatic academics indctrinating and brainwashing our children

She obviously wants to close the country down completely and have nothing but green fields, plenty of fodder for the stupid cow thenThe ridiculous Green Party peer actually had the curfew idea written down! She obviously didn't run it by anyone because they would have mentioned that there are many men who are Policemen, Firemen, Doctors, Nurses and Paramedics. What does she propose they do after 6pm.
She's a stupid bint.
what about lucky 7.....if you drink champers you won't be mixing with the riff raffHealth benefits from drinking champagne;
1) Healthy heart - intioxidants reduce cholesterol and prevent blood clots.
2) Sharp mind - contains proteins that are beneficial for short term memory.
3) Boost mood - due to the magnesium, potassium and zinc it contains.
4) Few calories - only 80 per glass.
5) Lowers risk of diabetes - Studies show by up to 13%.
6) Prevents dementia - can half the risk of early onset dementia in the over 40's.
Pretty good...pretty damn good![]()
That would be nice if you got free cider all dayShe obviously wants to close the country down completely and have nothing but green fields, plenty of fodder for the stupid cow then

AHHHHHHH the fresh air on this threadRight, I'm off out for some fresh air as the distastefulness that pervades around these parts needs to be expunged on a daily basis.
Feel free to resume the whinging and whining and apologies for the distractions![]()
Right, I'm off out for some fresh air as the distastefulness that pervades around these parts needs to be expunged on a daily basis.
Feel free to resume the whinging and whining and apologies for the distractions![]()
The Butlers calling him for his daily pilates....****ing mincer![]()
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Don't fall into some Cow **** on the estate, mind you probably be prized heffers with udder and arse bags on so wouldn't apply....doffs cap in acceptance of servitude...Right, I'm off out for some fresh air as the distastefulness that pervades around these parts needs to be expunged on a daily basis.
Feel free to resume the whinging and whining and apologies for the distractions![]()
Don't fall into some Cow **** on the estate, mind you probably be prized heffers with udder and arse bags on so wouldn't apply....doffs cap in acceptance of servitude...![]()
you'll be the target for the next horse and hounds hunt
Won't catch this fox...... to Wiley...toodle pip old beanyou'll be the target for the next horse and hounds hunt
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Tally hoWon't catch this fox...... to Wiley...toodle pip old bean


I bet the ****s are glad he's brown bread nowApparently Minneapolis city council are to pay 27 million greenback's to Saint George's family.....well at least they can thank his life of crime for paying out big time, good job he wasn't a big fish with assets a plenty....![]()