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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by MIGHTY, Oct 1, 2017.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    so you don't understand plain English, and showing everyone how thick you are, sahn (bathing) as mentioned above must be carried out before pray, there are no facilities near the cenotaph, except for the designated muslim mosque agreed
     
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  2. DirtyLeeds

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    Muslims can pray wherever they like, doesn't have to be in a mosque and they don' t have to wash with water.

    Allah says in the Quran: "Oh you who believe! When you prepare for prayer, wash your faces, and your hands (and arms) to the elbows; rub your heads and wash your feet to the ankles. If you are in a state of ceremonial impurity, bathe your whole body. But if you are ill, or on a journey, or one of you comes from an act of nature, or you have been in contact with women, and you find no water—then take for yourselves clean sand or earth, and rub your faces and hands. Allah does not wish to place you in difficulty, but to make you clean, and to complete His favor to you, that you may be grateful" (5:6).

    Thanks Roger, I'm learning a lot about Islam today. I never would have bothered trying to find things out if it wasn't for you.
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you invite your radical muslim mate for tea, show him your family give him room and board best of luck
     
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  4. DirtyLeeds

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    Is he homeless ? Poor guy, no wonder he's got nowhere to wash his hands.

    And like I keep saying, literally all I've done is correct you on what the cenotaph represents, and you've been having a hissy fit over it for (<checks notes>) three ****ing days :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  5. Old Git

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    "Clean sand or earth, and rub your faces and hands"

    Is there a sandpit at the Cenotaph?
     
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  6. DirtyLeeds

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    Not the last time I looked. But you can fit some in a small tupperware box <ok>
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> pathetic as **** im taking the piss there is plenty of public wash places in London including the designated mosque, so he doesn't have to pray anywhere he has that provided and wash facilities, so doesn't have to rub sand on himself, I hope when you invite him he comes with his thermal insulating vest just tell the wife not to pull the string dangling as the whole board will enjoy the irony
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    brilliant mate can you train him for woke fekkers as well as there are a few on this thread i would love to see trying to stroke him<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    please log in to view this image


    A woke leftard getting ready for a night of passion
     
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  11. Old Git

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    Screenshot 2023-02-27 153745.png

    TWO assailants who joined in an armed attack on a dog walker after one of the pets sniffed at another man have been given lengthy prison sentences.

    A gang of four attackers arrived at the scene in a white Audi A3 and chased after their victim with metal bars and lump hammers breaking his jaw in three places, Bradford Crown Court heard today.

    Mohammed Hamza Taj, 24, was jailed for six years and Aasim Hussain, 26, for five years and four months for assaulting the man in an alleyway at Carr Side Crescent, Batley, on October 9, 2020.
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    does that include after they have had a shyte used the hand and sand to clean the ring piece<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. DirtyLeeds

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    What a pair of ruffians. Well done to the CPS.
     
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  14. DirtyLeeds

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    No idea, I'll let you google that one Roger <ok>
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    sentence too light should be made to do 10 years in a Hindu prison :emoticon-0116-evilg but Dirty will be happy maybe they just fell over with the lump hammer and iron bar while setting up cricket stumps
     
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  16. Old Git

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    Maybe the dog peed in the sand?
     
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    ****ing hell I've had many a sugar butty when a kid but I don't think even my old Queen would have resorted to that ;)
     
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  18. DirtyLeeds

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    I'd be happy about what ? Ten years sounds about right to me but Old Git didn't include a link so I couldn't get the full story, the photo just said lengthy sentences..
     
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  19. Old Git

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    Good one mate.
     
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