you make lots of assumptions what a vivid little mind you have and overactive, why not put the avatar pic up of you trying to nosh your genitals, being a jaffaMy Muslim mum? A pork chop? Or is she no longer Muslim, Walter?
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must have gone past his bedtime his mums pulled the plug, never mind junior your results have come back
YOU HAVE TESTED NEGATIVE FOR WIT
YOU HAVE TESTED NEGATIVE FOR WIT
WHAT NOW YOUR TRYING TO PROGRESS FROM BEING A DUMB DYED BLONDWhat was that about 'Mother tongue', you dense ****wit?
WE HAVE NEWS FOR YOU ITS NOT WORKING
YOU STILL TRYING TO MILK YOUR DOGS JIMSY,Is that a Para badge you've got on that maroon dunce's cap in your avatar?
we both know you will never win the beret, chicken ****es dont get them
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YOU STILL TRYING TO MILK YOUR DOGS JIMSY,
we both know you will never win the beret, chicken ****es dont get them
Hahahaha!!!!! Like you ****ing did! You're Bertie Bullshit -the little guy in the snug of the local, nursing his half-bitter all night, boring all who'll come within earshot how you were both at Arnhem and Goose Green, and Hitler wasn't all bad, you know? Let me guess, despite having the reading age of an eight-year-old, you've somehow read all Andy McNab's books, and you've seen all the Jack Reacher films?
An scouser with a scruffy dog avatar visited his doctor with penile dysfunction, and was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam.he doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the scouser reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
between her knees, but still nothing..'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbour?'
The scouser replied trying to act all hard,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
part of his physical exam.he doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the scouser reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
between her knees, but still nothing..'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbour?'
The scouser replied trying to act all hard,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
[B said:"Special Pervert Group[/B], post: 14780575, member: 1008871"]Hahahaha!!!!! Like you ****ing did! You're Bertie Bullshit -the little guy in the snug of the local, nursing his half-bitter all night, boring all who'll come within earshot how you were both at Arnhem and Goose Green, and Hitler wasn't all bad, you know? Let me guess, despite having the reading age of an eight-year-old, you've somehow read all Andy McNab's books, and you've seen all the Jack Reacher films?
bye you have got a vivid imagination does your blow up doll know about your soldier perversions, I served with some great scouse lads a credit to the badge and it was my pleasure, they always had your back you however any fight you would be a serial absconder.
Special Pervert Group dog walkers, in your dreams you're just a fanny wanna be, you don't bother me one iota, your **** is crap god help this country if the chips are down we would be needing to scrape the bottom of the **** house to find you, if they could catch you
Special Patrol Group is a ****ing hamster from the Young Ones, you complete spanner. And 'served'... do us a favour, you dipstick fantasist with military fetishes, playing Tour Of Duty for three months with barely any sleep, and only changing your undies when your arsehole cements up, doesn't actually constitute 'serving'. ****ing fantasist.
oh what a nasty mouth you have, see your dad lets you spout ****e without keeping you in check, shame it's terrible what little penis syndrome does for a gender fluid shemale, never mind scrubbers may come back in fashion on Merseyside so you and your ma can tag team down the docks that's if the sailors can find a way in under all that fat, anyway chubs of the Special Perv Group nice getting you annoyed and all that one day you might remember to keep your snout out of mens chat, then again maybe not being a little blow hard, well i need some sleep it's about time for you to go thieving now, if the coppers dont catch you i will be here to smack your arse again tomorrowSpecial Patrol Group is a ****ing hamster from the Young Ones, you complete spanner. And 'served'... do us a favour, you dipstick fantasist with military fetishes, playing Tour Of Duty for three months with barely any sleep, and only changing your undies when your arsehole cements up, doesn't actually constitute 'serving'. ****ing fantasist.
oh what a nasty mouth you have, see your dad lets you spout ****e without keeping you in check, shame it's terrible what little penis syndrome does for a gender fluid shemale, never mind scrubbers may come back in fashion on Merseyside so you and your ma can tag team down the docks that's if the sailors can find a way in under all that fat, anyway chubs of the Special Perv Group nice getting you annoyed and all that one day you might remember to keep your snout out of mens chat, then again maybe not being a little blow hard, well i need some sleep it's about time for you to go thieving now, if the coppers dont catch you i will be here to smack your arse again tomorrow
You drunken buffoon. Go on, get back to your video game fantasy.
I don't live in Merseyside, btw.
FFS you three. It's like a playground.
It's ****ing tedious for the rest of us. Move it on eh!
It's ****ing tedious for the rest of us. Move it on eh!
Although TBF this is the politics thread and if any ****e is spouted, this is the place to do it.
Although TBF this is the politics thread and if any ****e is spouted, this is the place to do it.
Agree but when it becomes tit for tat name calling and its not going to get anywhere its time to move the conversation on.
It doesn't bother me, if I want to join in I will, but if I'm sick of it, I don't get involved and just ignore it. Now if it was happening on a football related thread I could understand posters getting peed off.
The two "guests" added nothing to the topic. They just attacked someone because they didn't believe what he said. It was ridiculous. I have no idea what difference it makes to them or why they even bothered getting involved.
Spot on Blono, maybe there is History between them.