OldNickyB

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Mrs ONB

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May 23, 2013
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Good morning everybody,

I thought that you would like to know, that my husband, known as ONB has not been feeling himself just recently.

He mistakenly left his laptop unattended earlier and having read his latest rantings and an unhealthy fascination with Welshmen, I thought I should sign up under my own name and apologise to you all.

Due to an increase in his dosage, he has become more and more unstable, not that he was very stable beforehand. It does seem to be getting much worse over the last couple of days.

For his own wellbeing, I am going to hide his laptop and am currently searching for his mobile phone. I do not want him making more of a nuisance of himself than usual.

Oh, ouch, stop it stop it, please excuse the jerky typing, gotta go............


Much later,

Sorry about that, ONB is now under sedation, we should all be safe for the next couple of hours.

I will post another medical bulletin tomorrow.

Bye bye you gorgeous fellows

xx
 
Mrs ONB, don't fancy giving birth to the next messiah do you? Looking for a volunteer and Poshminx ain't up for it. Its either you or that jenny lass of the saints board.

Let me know. It won't involve any penis,you'll just wake up up the duff.

You'll even get tax credits. Herrod wasn't throwing **** like that round back in the day.
 
Good morning everybody,

I thought that you would like to know, that my husband, known as ONB has not been feeling himself just recently.

He mistakenly left his laptop unattended earlier and having read his latest rantings and an unhealthy fascination with Welshmen, I thought I should sign up under my own name and apologise to you all.

Due to an increase in his dosage, he has become more and more unstable, not that he was very stable beforehand. It does seem to be getting much worse over the last couple of days.

For his own wellbeing, I am going to hide his laptop and am currently searching for his mobile phone. I do not want him making more of a nuisance of himself than usual.

Oh, ouch, stop it stop it, please excuse the jerky typing, gotta go............


Much later,

Sorry about that, ONB is now under sedation, we should all be safe for the next couple of hours.

I will post another medical bulletin tomorrow.

Bye bye you gorgeous fellows

xx

Mrs, ONB,

Was that dosage or dotage?
 
Bloody hell I've just pulled Jesus.

Somebody explain it to him

I cannot break his heart
 
Mrs Nickyb
Will you marry ME? <laugh> Jesus Christ!! When I first heard the Lords prayer I though Jesus had a different name.

Our father who art In heaven
HAROLD be thy name.