Off Topic Old wives tales

Oh Baldy! The master of the oxymoron. Naturally horny and a 42” waist is a cracker son, had me in stitches.

Ps. Not to mention the shiny bald pate.

 

In your wet dreams maybe, but if I were, I still wouldn't be interested, I prefer partners with a mental age higher than 5.

 

Ok i believe you.

You dont get called COCKneys for nothing.

 

What 6??? Deviant!!!

 

I haven't specified an age, just intimated that it's higher than yours.
And, seriously, there's nothing wrong with being gay these days, it's accepted, I'm sure if you tell people they won't beat you up.

 

Who's the ****ing clown?

 

Used to do that a day (Plus some).

Yes I know... What a ****ing twat.

 

. Quality comeback well done

 

I agree there is nothing wrong with being gay so chill the feck out you sexy peachy ar$ed hunk

 

Look 1 in 10 posters here are gay so chill the **** out.

I'm one of the nine though.

 

I can honestly tell you i know someone on here thats really Gay...

 

Certainly no bugle involved at those prices.

 

But you said you'd never show anyone those pics

 

Nah definitely not... thats a starting point

Wait, bugle is ching right?

 

Giz a kiss and ill tell you who it is x

 

... thought you were one of the seven?

 

FFS

 

Never really heard it called that.

 

Really? That's bizarre. Heard it called that far more than 'ching'