Off Topic Old wives tales

Lol yeah what a load of bollocks

 

Depends how accurate you are when you throw it

 

It worked for me, for about 20 years.

One bastard of a hangover when it finally kicked in tho

 

Yeah it's bollocks really, it only works in the sense that you get trashed again... it will still come eventually and likely be even worse. It's like when you take **** loads of ecstasy and you think you're going to stay pilled up forever and that the comedown is never coming.

Well guess what? It is and it's gonna feel like this...

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When you’re hanging a ****, shave & shower and something to eat usually sets you up for the day.

 

Just not all at the same time

 

Did they make your cock smell fishy?

 

Try chucking the knickers away and just nosing her fanny ... that'll do it

 

Ooohh

 

Its worked for me for years.

If you tell yourself having another beer works it works

 

But I can't do that . already fell off once !

 

I can't at the minute either. Can't say I've really missed tbh but there's no fun being surrounded by your mates drinking beer and having a soft juice in your hand.

My bank account likes me not spending £400 down the pub every month though!

 

WOW £400 !


Then I suppose you are a hard northerner , and I'm a southern softy lager drinker

 

£100 a week? Doesn't seem that extreme.

 

It is if you drink at home .

 

He said the pub didn't he?

 

Yes .

 

He did

 

wow, what a gag, you must be the playgrounds comedian with such a stunningly quick repartee, it only took you ten minutes to think it up.

 

£400 is my for want of a better term, pocket money. For socialising.

That's about 20 pints a week.

2-3 pints a couple of times week on the way home. 5 or 6 in a Friday night. Then Saturday and Sunday.

But its not all spent on beer thinking about it.

It will include the occasional meal and wine, etc.