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Off Topic Old **** Chiefs big fat thread of Christmas.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Nov 21, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Roast chicken is best when it’s not ****ed with by a wannabe Jamie Oliver, tipping Dr Pepper in its arse and thinking they’re Heston Blumnethal.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You wanna eat my plate of hot wings with more spices than a kfc or sweats beige chicken? Laced with a pinch of salt and oil<laugh>
     
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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    I honestly believe your drug riddled brain is now devoid of of actual brains.. so a roast dinner you’d whack some hot wing sauce on your chicken? No wonder you cook everything in a blast furnace.

    what you going to marinade your Bernard Matthews turkey roll in for crimbo?? Spicy breadcrumbs cooked in an old oil drum outside the local tip. <ok>
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Chicken isn't bland. Its ****ing nectar.

    Unless it's just boiled chicken breast or something.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Roast chicken basted in it's own juices is ****ing lovely.

    No need to **** around with it really.
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    This has been my point all along. Especially when doing a roast dinner.

    I just think suckys brain has turned to mush from too many drugs.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    My fav Christmas song, no idea why but Sinatra always reminds me of Christmas. Must be all the merican films I watch.

     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Now my girls have grown, I've **** it all. Just costs money and the pub is full of ****ing ****s who only come in once a year. ****ing ****ers with their Crimbo jumpers on <grr>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denise at the Cheese used to do this. Wish she was still the ****ing landlady <grr>
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I dont eat roast chicken because i find chicken thats unseasoned (or just with salt) bland and tasteless.

    Just accept that <laugh>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nobody cares bro.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Stfu tel, several posts mentioning it says they do.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They’re all yours <laugh>
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats just a few.

    Thanks for your time mate
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This all comes from sweats getting offended that i said he eats white people chicken.

    Just let it go bro<laugh>
     
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  16. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I'm hanging about if you two are about to clash. I had one of my best ever arguments on here with Sweats.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah hes sound<laugh>

    Just makes ****e chicken is all:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nobody cares mate.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    Proper crimbo spirit. This is more like it.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    If you want to borrow any bookmarks for your chicken bro I’ve got loads of spares now that HIAG has ****ed off.
     
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