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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I saw Cliff Richard in my local Chinese takeaway recently.The owner said to him "you sing my favourite song I give you free meal!" Cliff replied "sure what do you want to hear?" The man said "itchy sore fanny!" Cliff looked confused and said "sorry that's not one of my songs" "yes" said the man "itchy sore fanny how we Don't talk anymore!!.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  3. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    ^^ learning difficulties phone
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You took 2 mins to respond .<laugh>
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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  6. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get aff the ****in stage!
     
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