Oh Nicky Boy......

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Smithers

Smithers

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Oh, Nicky boy, the fans, the fans are calling
From the Brit to the Den, and down all the Premier sides
The summer's gone, and all the signings are flopping
'Tis you, 'tis you must post and we must bide.

But come ye back when summer's in the window
Or when the Britt is hushed and Red with empty seats
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in the Boothen
Oh, Nicky boy, oh, Nicky boy, we miss you so.

And if you come, and all the signings are still flopping
If I am dead, as dead I well may feel
I pray you'll find the place where I am crying
And kneel and say "I told you so".

And I shall hear, though soft and ironic thread on NOT606
And all my heart will warm and better be
And then you'll stand tall and bellow "TP Out"
And I shall laugh in stiches until you calm down.

or I'll simply sleep in peace until you oust TP.
or And I shall stir in unrest until you riot again.
or Oh, Nicky boy, oh, Nicky boy, we miss you so.[SUP][6][/SUP]
 
And ONB , we understand how Tony P(Cl)ulis can get you down , he's an expert at that. But don't let him beat you into defeat ( ie. no longer posting ) I am sure you are twice the man he never was. So dust yourself off , stand tall and shout UP YOURS CLULIS I'M BACK. Nick , we other readers and posters are missing your contribution.
 
Come back
Nicky, come back
Come back
Nicky, come back

This is the umpteenth time until today
That you have run away
I'm asking you for the numerous time, Nicky
Love Stoke enough to stay

Stay
Stay
Hey!

Come back
Nicky, come back
Come back
Nicky, come back

B-b-b-b-bye, bye, bye, bye
B-b-b-b-bye, bye, bye, bye

I must admit TP is a clown
To be mentally unsound
But that doesn't mean
That you have to leave town (Come back)

Yes, and give it one more try
'Cause a resentment for TP should-a never ever die (Come back)

Yes wi' me anti TP ways
And me DVD-collection of Waddo's days (Come back)
Yes, wi' me bag a negativity
And TP can be gone for eternity

There ain't no use in you crying
'Cause I'm as hurt as you
We should ave been out protesting
But your disdain of TP is true

Oooh
Oooh
Oooh!
(Come back)

Every time me think of my TP (Nicky, come back)
Walters come-a me mind(Come back)
Every time me think of my TP (Nicky, come back)
No shots come a me eye-a

But he's not gone
And we're not strong at the back
Me beg him please
'Pon me knees and he still never stop

Ready he ready, eh
And he's not gone, not gone
He that man with the Baseball Cap
Come on

Come back, Nicky, don't you leave me
Nicky, please don't go
Oh, won't you give our brigade a second chance
Nicky, We need you so

Oh
Oh
Oh!
Ohoho!

Come back
Nicky, come back (Come back, man)
Nicky, come back
Nicky, come back (Come back, man)

Nicky, come back (Don't leave us)
Nicky, come back (I cry, man)
Nicky, come back (Come back, Nicky)
Nicky, come back (Nicky, don't blow)

Nicky, come back (Bring back my Tactics book)
Nicky, come back (Bring back me sanity)
Nicky, come back (Come back, don't leave us like this)
 
Brilliant Smither's try singing this to.. same as Kenwyne is a Stokie ...

Smither's is a Stokie
He's Brassed of like us all
He hates T.P. like I do
Cos we see no footie ball.

OH, Go now Mr Clulis,
I can't stand anymore.
Five years on the plan is dead,
So just walk out the door.

It's Mr Coate's money
Is keeping us alive,
Thank God he's mega rich I say,
But he does own 365.

<whistle>
 
Quality mate:, I'm hoping we can turn that rock that Nick is hiding under?
 
Smithers said:
Quality mate:, I'm hoping we can turn that rock that Nick is hiding under?
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Really glad you said (WE) mate. I think Nicky has a chip on both shoulders. What the hell we're all mental on here.

Nicky,

Come and join us
come and join us,
We're all MISSING you
Your wit, honesty and you have well " A way with words" A bit like the one's me n Smither's have writ.

P.S. thought you might be interested to know. They have found King Richard 3rd under some proposed car park.

He looks a bit like those Xrays of your back Nick. You mailed em to me remember?
 
"Back For Good"

I guess now it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got you're Moustache mark around your Bovril cup
Got a fist of pure emotion
Got a head of shattered dreams
Gotta leave it, gotta leave it all behind now

Whatever he said, whatever he did - he meant it.
We just want him gone for good
Whenever he's wrong just tell us the song and we'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

Unaware but underlined we figured out the story
It wasn't good
But in the corner of our minds we celebrated glory
But that was not to be
In the twist of deep Depression you excelled at being free
Can't you find a little room inside for TP?

Whatever He said, whatever He did - He mean it
We just want you back for good
Whenever He's wrong just tell us the song and we'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

And we'll stand together, us loyal Stokies forever
We'll be fighting and forever we will be
So complete in our belief
We will expose TP

Whatever He said, whatever He did - He mean it
We just want you back for good
Whenever He's wrong just tell us the song and we'll sing it
You'll be right and understood
 
Gentlemen, and I use that remark with the greatest respect.

I am genuinely humbled by the messages on here, kicked off by Not606's very own Lennon & McCartney - Smithers, aided and abetted by the rest of you reprobates, thank you:emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow:

I think that the last few games (or so) have been the turning point for many Stokies, so contrary to popular opinion, PULIS IN!!

Nah, only joking, even typing that made me go all shivery.

Well my friends, I'm back and here to stay, from now on I will be a flounce-free zone.

Seeya soon

Nick
 
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