The quotes are 100% made up. I've searched all over myself and found no source and people from South America who support us has said no such thing ever was written in El Telegrafo as claimed. Move on to the next one.
Pro's - His mates play for us. - We are Liverpool FC Con's - He'll cost way too much - We can't offer him CL football (however that didn't deter Luis) - If he's really available, other teams will be in for him, richer teams in the CL - We may not be able to match his wage demands - Most importantly, the story is a load of boo lacks! Move along, nothing to see here...
It isn't! I remember running over a squirrel with my mountain bike a few years back! And it didn't die. Just thought i'd let you know
I ran over a squirrel with my car whilst a female colleague was in the car. She went and told everyone at work that I had done it intentionally because 'I swerved at it' In reality, it ran out into the middle of the road so swerved the car slightly so that it would between the wheels, what I hadn't anticipated was the squirrel ****ting itself and attempting to backtrack! I was proper gutted about it, I had to wash my ****ing wheel and everything
I don't know whether to be disappointed or not. I knew it wasn't going to be sensible and I knew it would be some sort of piss take link. However, i was expecting something a little more "adult". Slightly disappointed because I was wrong but pleased that you're getting better behaved
Haha nice mate. Always good when word gets around the office. My scenario was actually similar. I was cycling on a parth going against traffic. The other side of the road is a wall and the squirrel ran out, a car came, and he panicked and darted back to my side thinking it was safe - only to met by me! Nobody saw though!
I once ran into a dog on my push bike. Unfortunately somebody did see this...the owner! I was only in my early teens and was riding (I'll admit I was going fairly quick) along the pavement, the dog (which must have been 12yrs old or more, it was quite slow considering) decided to walk out a garden gate (which had a brick wall either side obscuring my view) and into my route! My front wheel went straight into the dog's chest but credit where credit is due, the dog hardly move and didn't make a noise, he just looked at me as if to say "****!" Unfortunately, the owner wasn't so sympathetic. She moaned that I should watch were I was going and gave me the evils. Fair to say I told her to ****off
Because you've got an inquisitive streak .... you know you shouldn't but you've got to find out whats on the other side. As for you you can search for your own octopus pictures my search history is all good and clean
Haha that is a good one. Never run over a dog before. I know that exact look that dogs give you though. I once held my dogs tennis ball inbetween my legs (whilst sitting cross legged on the floor). She dived straight in and I let out the biggest grunt you've ever heard. She backed out, had a half sniff, looked at me with total disdain and walked off! I've tried it since but she knows the score!
I'm not happy with my dog at the minute. Sunday night I was laid on the floor playing with him (along with the two boys climbing on my back so my movement was restricted) and the dog got a bit too excited and started to do his 'crazy running' (sprinting around the house). Unfortunately, he misjudged the distance between me and a cabinet which resulted in him headbutting me in the eye. I've been at work for two days with people asking how I got the black eye!
Nice! Bloody dogs. Got to love them though. Mines been sick on my bed once! One of those ones where they've been eating grass for a while.
Mine pissed in the middle of the bed once, fair to say hes not done it again He's got a thing for nappies though, he rips them up and throws the 'jelly' about. If there is a number two in there then he, erm...let's just say he ends up with smelly breath! We make sure they go in the bin but he's figured out how to open the damn thing! He is only small and the bin stands about three foot tall, he manages to lift the lid and then hangs over the side. Funny watching him try to climb back out backwards though Only a one off that he's been left in the kitchen though because we've been looking after a fourteen-fifteen week old puppy for a week. My mrs' sister had a baby so was in hospital.
Yep, quite literally! Trust me, he doesn't get near my face! (apart from to headbutt my eye of course)
