Oh la la weekend ... the thread

Tonight - going to moms for some dinner and watch the skirted pooves take on the morris dancing ***s.
Tomorrow - promises to be an AIDS fest as its bukkake night in the Waterloo and I've volunteered to be caked in sperm.
Sunday - Armistace day parade, 2 minute silence to show respect for the fallen then after 120 seconds, multiple verses of "fk the pope, hes a bender, fk the ra and no surrender" and then going taig hunting.

 

^^^^Let it get to 201 just to **** this ****

 

Any more of that and I won't be giving you tips on how to be a good father, you can get tips from Ciaran instead and your kid will be running into glass doors before it can crawl, you ****ing prick!

 

Missus is round tonight, quiet night in, pizza and a film probably. I'm free starting 2pm tomorrow, so will probably consume large of amounts of alcohol somewhere, tempted to pop down to Brighton.

Sunday is, as usual, pizza-and-spliffs-in-bed day.

 

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Fûck sake

 

" Mick foot used on Monty python poster "

 

Cheers mate

 

You really are a shambles

 

Hendersons evict Mick

Nice one Iain

 

He's a loathsome **** so he is

 

Iain is actually a decent bloke. I met him in Bremen once and also in Benidorm. He likes his hookers

 

I can't deny that.

 

He actually told me he used tears as lube when banging a trans hooker once in Hamburg and he implored me to keep it quiet but I don't think I will tbh.

 

I think you should ...

I wouldn't tho .

 

I spent 2.5k on hookers in one night in Hamburg the night before the Bremen game, the daft thing is, the first hooker I was with, she said she would get one of her hoor mates and we would all go upstairs to the bubble bath and would be free coke and would be 1.5k and I said, no way am I spending that. What a horny **** I was that night, 2.5k later, borrowing money from ever ****er

 

free coke ... I would have fell for that as well

 

To be perfectly honest mate, the hookers in Spain give you free coke too. Just so you last longer, obviously. They aren't daft